Freak Of the Week: Cookiecutter Shark! (Patreon)

Greetings my Garfields! Happy Monday! Today I've driven past 3 car crashes, but only gone out twice. That's how you know it's summer!

This week's freak was suggested by Krista Yonz and UnfortunateCorvid! Thanks for this little abomination! I'm going to the beach this summer to visit my Florida family for the first time in over a decade, and this has unlocked a new fear in me, which is exciting. I hope a school of them eats the shit out of my big swan shaped inner tube and leaves me stranded at sea. It'd make for a great snail diary!