Freak of the Week: Short-Horned Lizard! (Patreon)

Good Monday M'Garfs! Hope your week is going smoothly!! I'm having big allergies so I feel like I'm writing this to you from behind the glass at the hippo doodoo water exhibit at the zoo (im one of the fishes I think :^) )

This week's freak was suggested by Franko!!!! Thank you so much! I think a lot of people know about these squirtin' weirdos, but that doesn't mean their pain is any less real than more underground lizards...