Marvellous New Year! (Monthly Sketch) (Patreon)

Out with the old, and in with the new! 

Captain Marvel has successfully completed the 2019 'Cock A Day' challenge with just seconds to spare, and so now it is time for Ms Marvel to prove that she has what it takes for 2020!

A cock a day? That doesn't sound so difficult, until you realise that it is not one cock every day, it is one cock *for* every day. So on the first day of the year you suck one cock; on the second day you suck two cocks, on the the third you suck three cocks, until on the last day of the year you have to suck 365 cocks! In a single day! 366 on a leap year!

For those that don't want to do the math, that is just under four minutes per cock on the last day, without a break or time to sleep! No wonder Carol looks so exhausted! Oh, and cocks per year? 66,795 cocks sucked. Now that's a reason to celebrate!