"You'll Die Alone" (Patreon)

Hey, lovely patrons!There's been a request from some of y'all about releasing the interstitial segments as their own separate thing (for ease of re-listening) and we're working on ways to do that without overflowing your inboxes, BUT, in the meantime, I thought it might be fun to release Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S.' "You'll Die Alone" as a bit of bobus content. Enjoy!Lurv,The Worst of All Possible A.J.'s “You’ll Die Alone”Music by Jonathan LarsonLyrics by Dr. Samuel Bultch, D.D.S.Feat. Eleanor Philips as "Roger"

JOHN:DON’T THINK TOO DEEPTRY NOT TO BARFDIVE INTO MARKTOSS YOUR KNITTED SCARF

FRESHMAN YEAR SUCKEDSOPHOMORE YEAR BLEWBUT NOW YOU’LL SHOWWHAT YOU CAN DO

YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERATO PROVE THEATER CAN BE COOLAND WHEN YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUMYOU FRIGGIN’ RULE.

ROGER:THE FILMMAKER’S SEVENTEEN

JOHN:AND THE SONGWRITER CANNOT DRIVE

ROGER:BUT I LIKE DINA AND HER HAIR

JOHN:TARA DOESN'T KNOW THAT I'M ALIVE

ROGER:JUST BROADEN YOUR SHOULDERS

JOHN:JUST PINCH YOUR VOICE TILL YOU WHINE

ROGER:AND SAY FUCK YOU

BOTH:TO HAMMERSTEIN

YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUMYOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERASO YOUR CRUSH WILL NOTICE YOUCAUSE WHEN YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUMYOU’RE FRIGGIN’ SCREWED.

SO THE JOCKS MAY MAKE THEIR CHARM FELTTHROW THEIR BALL, AND CALL, US GAYWATCH THEM MELT WHEN WE BELTAN A!

JOHN:WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THAT NIGHT?

ROGER:WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THAT NIGHT?

BOTH:THE BASEMENTIN TARA COOPER'S PLACE

JOHN:FOR ONCE, THE COOL KIDS GAVE ME BUD LIGHT

ROGER:FOR ONCE, THE COOL KIDS GAVE ME BUD LIGHT

BOTH:FOR ONCE I GOT TO SUCK SOME FACE!

JOHN:TARA I HEAR YOUWAIT, WHAT THE-?I SEE YOU!SHE’S SITTING RIGHT THERE!

TARA, IT’S JOHNCALL ME THEATER KID!BUT WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?YOU WON’T?OH SHIT!

ROGER:DINA I LIKE YOUI’LL DO IT!I’LL DO IT!I’LL ASK YOU TO PROM!

DINA SAID NOGUESS I’LL JUST DIE!

BOTH:

REJECTED IN AMERICAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUMREJECTED IN AMERICAI GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWNCAUSE WHEN YOU’RE SINGING A ROCK OPERAIN A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

YOU’LL DIE ALONE!YOU’LL DIE ALONE!YOU’LL DIE ALONE!