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call him zeus cos neither of them have discovered condoms 

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FrankensteinsMonsterFriend

My man officially got a breeding kink and he makes it everyone else's problem by dropping weird creepy little demigods everywhere

Robyn

that’s usually my response too

Troo

Heh.

catskill_cryptid

Start taking bets for how many siblings he has

Pachouli Fish

Bet he doesn't visit a single one on their birthdays. Che. 😤

Pachouli Fish

Also I'm fucking laughing because I swear this is every child's reaction to being reminded their parents had sex in order for them to exist. (Biologically speaking, of course.)

FrankensteinsMonsterFriend

Funnily enough he does sometimes, but also sometimes he shows up 6 months late and gives them a gift intended for one of their siblings