Meet the cast - Volume 1 (Patreon)

James Watters (You) (Name customizable)

Chill, charming, and still not sure how you ended up with someone like Mia.

You’re the kind of guy who can disarm a tense moment with a dumb pun, then spend the next hour rambling about some weird book you found. Half the time you play the fool, but underneath you’re sharp enough to pull things together when it counts.

Graphic designer by trade, amateur cook by passion, and lifelong collector of questionable jokes. You’re the type who dives headfirst into situations you don’t fully understand, relying on wit, awkward charm, and the occasional stroke of luck to get by.

Mia might be the one holding the reins, but you’ve always been the one to talk your way into (and out of) the messes that keep life interesting. You don’t pretend to have it all figured out. And that’s exactly why people end up trusting you anyway.

Signature dish: Homemade undercooked pizza