Meet the cast - Volume 4 (Patreon)
Published:
2025-09-01 04:01:57
Edited:
2025-11-04 22:52:36
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2025-09
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Noemi Caruso
Hotter than a Roman summer and twice as dangerous.Italian, dramatic, and legally required to mention how much better her mom’s cooking is.
Will argue with you about coffee for three hours and still kiss you after.Puts out fires at work and starts them in your mind.
Loyal, loud, and living proof that “too much” is just enough.
She doesn’t need saving, she needs someone who can keep up.Also. If she’s looking at you like that… You’re already in trouble.
Signature dish: “Don’t you even dare to put ketchup on that, you dumb %#@$!”