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James Watters, live from the Goth Gasp studio.

In today’s News Report:The team is still alive, the update is still cooking, and against all odds, the plot has only gotten messier.Sources inside the studio report increased emotional damage across all departments, with multiple incidents involving “feelings,” “consequences,” and what one insider described as “a very questionable bathroom decision.”In economic news, new in-game locations chew through memory like nothing.Upgrading is currently out of the question, as RAM prices are skyrocketing thanks to boomers generating dogshit vidoes of their dancing pets at an industrial scale.And finally, a word from the Dev himself:"If you see a mobile version of the game somewhere, it’s probably about as safe as trusting Jade with a quiet evening. BUT - Along with version 1.2 part 1 - We probably will see the official mobile beta version of the game. I think. I hope. "James Out. Back to studio.