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Uzui (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-03 20:13:03
Imported:
2026-06
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You get a husband and you get a husband ~

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cherri

Love that he moves the eye patch as if he can see out of it lmao

Namnami

Your caption just makes me think of Nick from New Girl saying “You only get ONE WIFE!”

Bobbybob42

Thick thighs save lives

Mina Ashidhoe

He’s winning in every life lmao

StarScales

*slams credit card on the table*

daneii

all he does is win 😭 it should have been MEE