Character Introduction | TheCaliMack (Patreon)

[THIS IS JUST FOR APRIL FOOLS, guess who I'm emulating XD]

Good day to you, I’m California Macky, but it’s TheCaliMack for short. You must be wondering why I call myself an archivist.

It’s a little mushy to get into the nitty-gritty of things so I’ll keep this simple and short; too many stories I love vanish into obscurity. No one’s keeping these memories alive, so I took it upon myself to do so. What? They’re all smut? That’s just coincidence. My personal preferences for filthy nasty fornication HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with my choice of hoarding, ehe.

I’ve got material spanning from the flavor of the month to… well, more unruly flavors of years prior. If you want a taste of forbidden knowledge, you must be prepared to be undone. Can you handle what lies yonder?

Also, please keep away from the locked sections of my abode, they’re media sensitive to the elements. Not for prying eyes. Unless, you wish to get more intimate?

[Author's Note] I just wanted to do something silly for April Fools. This felt fun enough, but I put too much work into it, like WTF]

We play live on http://twitch.tv/thecalimack and http://youtube.com/c/TheCaliMack
We also exist in the naughty sites XD