A Pig's Proper Haircut (Ultimate Pig Training) — Hypnosis (Patreon)

Looking like a pig is an important part in a pig's journey. We often talk about weight gain, but something equally fundamental is a pig's hairstyle. Pigs should have their heads buzzed or made bald and smooth.

This file encourages you to embrace the bald, buzzed life. It removes anxiety around doing so, keeping you from caring what others think.