Pet #1 has been chosen! Meet Uthabatafah (Patreon)

The results from the first Pet of the Month Club vote are in, and by a single-vote margin, we have a winner! Let's meet him.

Uthabatafah

"Glory to Shekhinah, friend. Now I wasn't always a pious man, you know. In fact, I used to despise chrome gadgetry. Then one day, while picking through a sumptuous mound of trash in a fulcrete cavern, I heard a loud series of stomps that jostled me out of my boots. I ran, rounded a wide passage, and came face to face with a bloody rhinox. "Now that ain't fair! Ye ain't supposed to be here!" I bellowed, but the beast didn't care much. I sighed and muttered a prayer to the trash gods I worshiped, and the big boy charged. Suddenly, a bizarre contraption chirped, shot a beam of light at big boy, and miniaturized 'im! I couldn't believe my eyes! From that day forth, I was tethered to the Kasaphesence and the Argent Fathers who protect her.

As for big boy -- or Uthabatafah, as I call 'im (it means 'little hoof', heh) -- why, he was still furious. Banged my knee up kind of bad. Eventually he stormed off. I bet he's still out there, you know, kicking up dust in an adorable fury."

Within the next week, we'll be posting Uthabatafah's pet code and instructions for redeeming it. Keep an eye out!

Until then,

Live and drink.