Dicks Vs Dildos - A Very Special RambleFap (Patreon)

I get this question a lot and I thought, well, I can talk about that at great length with no real point to get to. Content! This one is formatted a bit different in that I kind of forgot I was also suppose to get off *while* I talked, but it was a lot of fun and I might have "accidently" did a DP that I didn't really plan for.  Oops. I also kept my two false starts because, well, my favorite people get to see a bit behind the curtain. I will be posting this one up on Reddit in a few days with some small edits. Let me know what you think!