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Toy Story (UNEDITED) (Patreon)

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2026-06-15 16:00:28
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2026-06

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Hey guys!

So this week is going to be FUCKING AMAZING!!! Toy Story 5 is coming out, and that means that we are getting ready for it and watching ALL 4 TOY STORIES!

But not only that. I have a strict ranking process that I will be implementing. So, we will be watching every single movie and ranking them to see which Toy Story movie is the best of all time!

YOU GUYS READY!?!?!?

Let's fucking go!!!

Love you all,

Alex

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Julien Hebert

Have you never seen Toy Story😭

Swish

Grown ahh man btw ☝️😆

jonathan

have you seen all of them / when'd you see them? also those would be STEPS sir not Rules

Brooklyn

Have you ever seen this Alex? Is this a first time watch or rewatch??

Yakimeshi22

toy story 3 is the best one

desmend

So have u seen his one or no?

desmend

Cars im pretty sure

Rachel Trainor

The original Toy Story’s plot- Woody: “Am I the Asshole?”

mex

Woody was so jelly 😂

Jacob Mass

I just rewatched 1 last week I couldn't be more excited to see 5 on Friday. The world premiere was last week and some sources said it's the best pixar movie in the past 10 years and some might have argued it's better than 1 and 2 which is crazy but 3 is by far my favorite so we shall see how 5 holds up

Isaac

She called you out so hard 😂😂

Rachel Trainor

He has. I have it playing rn and just heard him say “This part always scared me when I was little.”

Aldo Gonzales

So what? I for one literally grew up with this movie. I was born in 1995, the same year it premiered.

Swish

Relax guys is a fuckin joke 🫨

Rachel Trainor

No he has. I heard him say “this made me feel so scared when I was little.” about the spider baby under Sid’s bed 🕷️👶🏻 ⚙️🔩

manija5059

does all movies have horror elements? these mutants looks terrifying, now its fine but imagine 7 years old watching it

manija5059

you don't remember harry potter when you watch it again so i imagine its new movie for you. now you can see it with us and get money for it

Angela Sun

😭 will the next movies be posted weekly? Is that how he does movie posts? Nvm I just saw the schedule lol

Abuzz Klanica

why are you over-affected this reaction. its so annoying

Ghostface

I don’t mind the whole Toy Story week but if he have seen it already I’m not really interested. I prefer the first time watching personally

Little_Mrs_Misset

Ok at first I thought this wouldn't be my week (I even voted no on the rewatch poll) but let's give it a shot but as soon as I heard the first second of the intro song all this nostalgia kicked in🥹🩷

M A

Wasn’t that funny

ImHim321

How about checking out trolls

Dejv27

100% correct ranking

Junichirō☆

I hope I can do stuff like this at 32 years old too

ll McFlurry ll

Toy Story is just like The Walking Dead. Rick is Woody and Shane is Buzz And Carl is Andy. Just pay attention to the next two movies it’s like the first 3 seasons of The Walking Dead

berk henkel

YOU ARE A TOY!!! A CHILD PLAYS THING!!! Such a goated film

lucas curley

Maybe it's a joke now but was it a joke before you got called out?

Swish

Alex literally jokes about being a grown man watching Toy Story at the beginning of the video. If you guys had brains you would see this is an obvious joke playing on that

Noah

Really wondered how the hell is Sid working as a trash man instead of being arrested for using explosives.

joe bruty

Plz tell your wife, thank you for that 😂😂

Tyler Evans

You should watch the lightyear movie. It’s honestly pretty good

Pipst7r

It’s been such a long time since I watched this😌

Jacob Melrose

Andy's dad died of a heart attack after suddenly realizing all toys are sentient and can move. At least that's the lore I'm deciding to go with.

Jacob Melrose

Couldn't agree more. Perfect ending to a beautiful trilogy. Oh wait...

Ae Jae

Rewatch

DarnedStingray8

Alex, after Toy Story 2, you should DEFINITELY watch the SuperCarlinBrothers video, Toy Story Zero: The True Story of Andy's Dad & Woody's Origin (ft. Mike Mozart) https://youtu.be/bbmzuoBC1Rs?si=fLETvuZHY2NwlCB3 It's a very solid, heartwarming, and explanatory theory. (Edit: and also rather sad, in certain ways)

Vick 🗡️💋

This but he pulled a Frank Heffley first trying to convince everyone he’s not lying or crazy

Vick 🗡️💋

Dude it’s my birthday and I was looking forward to watching the walking dead reactions to make my day even better. 😭 Damn that sucks but Toy Story still peak.

Brad Wilson

Your wife won the internet on this one! I was over here yelling at the tv saying there isn't anything wrong with daytime naps

lucas curley

Dude how do you notice he's sleeping with jeans and shoes on like THATS WHAT YOU NOTICE??? bro 😭😭😭

jcee35 S

If ranking Toy Story Movies is part of the job.. I’d say your winning at life

Isaiah Bradford

Ok. Look closely on 15:03. Woody is smoking a bong in the drawn picture on the wall 😂😂😂😂

Isaiah Bradford

This makes no sense. English much?? 😂😂😂

lucas curley

That is wild asf having t3 at the bottom of the trilogy when it's renowned as the best by the public

lucas curley

Don't worry won't be disappointed

Andrew Freeman

You will need to find a way tj account for recency bias.

Kevin Graeber

my brithday is in october along with 2 of my friends. Growing up we threw a combined party and my fam was super into halloween so we always held haunted scary birthday parties totally overboard for kids to the point where a group of new kids came into our class coming from a catholic school and the parents were convinced we were doing satanic rituals and didnt let their kids join in the party (we were just telling scary stories in the basement with a real casket and my aunt dressed as a witch) ah good times..

Aric Lano

So glad we still have AoT Friday. I might watch the walking dead or listen to it while at work. Alex is a fun person to watch tv shows and movies

Luke Fitton

I like Toy Story 2 but never quite saw how it was praised as much as 1 or 3 was. It’s a funny film but it felt like it had zero stakes.

lucas curley

The pacing on it and how the villain is a relatable villain in aspects and how his reasons are somewhat justified broken villain and how the ending is perfect and couldn't tie it off better than how they did plus a lot of the coolest parts are in it too like the prison break part and the parts where buzz is spying on lotso and then gets reset

Outfled

fr. toy store 3 was such a bittersweet yet perfect ending to the movies. but of course they care more about the money

G Mann

I managed to use the discount code and from watching this im gonna keep being here

Nate

the animation of this movie is absolutely insane i cant fathom how many hours went into it. also what a merchandising machine I think I had half the bigger toys in this movie

Isaec

You should also watch Buzz Lightyear the movie

Bonci

The hundreds of times that I’ve seen this movie I never noticed that Mickey Mouse watch on the wall that’s crazy

Bonci

I love how Alex didn’t mention Andy’s mom having the little sister in a car seat in the front seat . He must’ve not realized 🤣

Blandeeezy

The fishing rod with legs is supposed to be a "hooker"

Cole Romero

I hope he realizes that Sarge is the guy from Full Metal Jacket

MattPalmer237

Not the mid-movie callout by wifey lmao...

Josh Clark

16:30 All of the kids actually use Andy’s face model, the only difference is their clothes. I think it was to save money

LoganPool

I was today years old when I realized the tool box in Sid's room says Binford Tools. That's the tool company in Home Improvement!

Wooty

Except that he talks over THE big bonding moment between buzz and woody.

Cool Ghost12

there was a video i saw by the supercarlin brothers that explained that andys dad had polio and gave woody to andy

Bilge Radić

The animation honestly doesn’t hold up but it’s so fun and terrifying and it’s iconic

Matthew B

You are so correct, Alex. The nostalgia is SO strong it hurts! ❤️

GDBaby96

Omg you GOTTA watch the Monster’s Inc movies! PLEEAASSSEEE! 😩🙏🏻🖤

Marley

I believe with it being the first full length 3-D movie ever the meaning has to be 10 out of 10

Salazar79Z28

I feel like instead of Andy, since you love Jesus, get Jesus on your foot but to look like if Andy wrote it haha

Salazar79Z28

So the main theory I've seen over the years is that Andy's dad died of Post Polio Syndrome due to having polio as a child. Woody was originally Andy's dads toy. Woody was put into storage when Andy's dad was a kid and then given to Andy when he was old enough for him, which I think was around the time Andy's dad passed away. There's way more theory's and lore but I like this story. You could even find the back story on how Andy's dad got Woody in the first place. Obviously none of this is confirmed by the writers but it's awesome to hear think about

Salazar79Z28

Idk if you knew this but the Army men Sargent is R. Lee Ermey from full metal jacket. Just a fun little fact ha aside from that there are so many little Easter eggs that show up in the entire Pixar universe, like Dinaco, BnL batteries etc Pixar is just dope