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Constantine (UNEDITED) (Patreon)

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2026-07-04 02:01:30
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2026-10

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Hey guys!

I had something else planned for today (based on my hint) but it fell through. I am however watching a movie that I have been so eager to watch!

Constantine, baby!!! I had no idea this movie was a DC film?!? I've never even heard of John Constantine until today.

This movie was OUTSTANDING! I fucking loved every second of it! Such a wild film with so much originality!

This was a fun one! I hope you guys enjoy :)

Love you all,

Alex

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Jerry

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!

Radagon

Holy shit I did not expect this at all, honestly I'm much more happy with this than whatever else would've been

BrandonReactions

He’s watching the weirdest dc order of all time

Daifudo

This was NOT on my bingo card for today’s reaction but I’m actually really excited, this movie is awesome!

Vincent

What movie was your original idea Alex?

Beardedgumby

Nice 3 more hours of work and this will help pass the time

lionheart091 .

Yay first. Okay so this is a more serious no nonsense version of John Constantine. If you want a comic book accurate version look up the Constantine TV series and also his animated movies. Justice League dark series also works

Kripke's Corner

Wow, this came out of nowhere! This movie kicks ASS! Reminds me of... Supernatural.... ALEX!!

Jackson Neuman

Wait, you said cate blanchett was in the movie, did you mean tilda swinton?

Ishi

Great choice man! ✨

Joseph Foti

Bro, where is the snyder cut buddy, I'm still waiting for that

John Prado

Oh thank the sweet baby Jesus we finally got Constantine. 🥹

Violet

Great choice!!!!

Tay Tay

Alex intentionally misleading us with the "hint" smh lol

Metalhead91

Huge Keanu fan. Anything with him in it is awesome🤘🏻

Pipst7r

“What is that” nah but i have no idea what this movie is, never heard of it in my life. Anyways it’s 4:17AM here so i’m gonna go sleep very soon, see ya!

ianduhbean

YOO LETS GOO THANK U ALEX

Dibs Dibs

I think it was Benjamin Button

Kripke's Corner

OMG, that was funny as hell. Alex reading the post credit scene and left something running in the background then the music scared the shit out of him. LMAO

Auntie M

What a happy surprise!! One of my favorites!

🎧🎥EVAN🎬🍿

First sentence of the post: “I had something else planned for today (based on my hint) but it fell through.”

John Prado

Now on to the Exorcist

Mandy Guest

Awesome I love this movie.

Kai

DC did that themselves with the DCEU

John Mooney

Constantine is fairly different in the comics to this. Hes English from Liverpool, blonde and way more cheeky and sarcastic. This film is good for what it is. Done at a time when they didn't care about character accuracy.

James Lewis

Did you not recognize that Gabriel was also the Ancient One in Dr. Strange? Tilda Swinton is amazing in both roles!

DropBear

the movies are fkn bangers. love the mystery house one or w.e its called (w the magic floaty house)

Francis Bernard

The actor who plays Lucifer is Peter Stormare and he is in John Wick 2

YannickWega

You should watch Ghost Rider, the Punisher movies and Blade sometime after this if you want to vibe more like this! they're also on the "edgy" end of comic book films. Another Keanu movie that has similar themes would be "Devils Advocate" highly recommend that movie too!

Kineō

You should watch Lucifer on Netflix. I think you would like it Alex. And love you too BTW.

Mr Johnstone.

seeing how much you enjoyed this I am more convinced than ever that Supernatural should be our next IRL series, I think Alex would enjoy it so much, what you think guys ?

YannickWega

Lucifers actor is also the therapist in the Until Dawn game you played Alex! I think he is in Prison Break too.

Raandu

What’s going on with Alex’s gaming channel? I get the feeling he’d really love Cyberpunk 2077, especially bc of Johnny.

manija5059

27:28 Narnia witch ?

Kyle

What a fuvking underrated shout, so glad you reacted to this. 💪🏻

Ed Cortinas

If you liked theology but want something with your kind of humor you have to watch Dogma made by Kevin Smith with Jay and Silent Bob!

Jacob Kent

Alex, are you telling you don't recognize Otis from the walking dead season 2? He's the father at 7 min into the movie. Poor Otis

Blandeeezy

WHo ever got Alex to watch this movie. thank you. BUT, i couldnt help but notice, he never referenced The mummy. Im Stuck on getting him to watch LOtR, but the mummy is a solid hitter as well.

Cole Romero

I don’t know much about Constantine other than a couple scenes with him from the DCAMU so here is what popped up after Googling him .“John Constantine is a morally gray, working-class English warlock, con man, and occult detective from DC Comics, known for his cynical wit, trench coat, and chain-smoking. Created by Alan Moore, he first appeared in Swamp Thing and later starred in the long-running Hellblazer series, where he uses his cunning and knowledge of the dark arts to navigate supernatural threats, often at great personal cost. His greatest assets are his intellect and ability to manipulate powerful beings, though his past is filled with tragedy and guilt, making him a deeply flawed antihero.”

Blandeeezy

Still going through the reaction, he said he hasnt seen anything like it. He needs to see watchman

Ooo

Alex plz watch Olympus Has Fallen

bryce ☦︎

just a correction alex 😅. you can actually prove God exists with hard evidence, especially philisophical evidence.

Ryan

One of my favorite dc movies. It’s really got so much sauce. Kinda far cry from the comics but still it kicks so much ass

TehZombish

Since you liked this so much, you should watch more "god v the devil" movies. I'd recommend The Prophecy. It's a good one, and of course Dogma, as others have said. if you wanna get REALLY dark, watch the Seventh Seal, and of course you really need to watch the Exorcist. the original.

Ardi

It being from DC doesn't mean it's a superhero movie

Reaction Jackson

Yeah if you liked this, you would love the show Lucifer starring Tom Ellis. Humor is right up your alley.

Ardi

In the DC universe, Lucifer is #2 in terms of power, only God is above him.

Ana St. Louis

I put this one in the suggestions like last year and when i saw the email i just paid again to be here, THANK YOU ALEX ♡

Heather

Alex, what a great reaction! Thank you for the little prayer at the end! This movie was amazing, I can't wait to see what comes next! ❤️

Mandi Toon

This series changed my life it was that good ! I watched it with my husband over a month or so back to back. Coz you shot me Daniel 😅

JoJo26

Lucifer and Supernatural! next 2 shows!

Mandi Toon

One of my favorite films Alex! Can't wait to see this reaction 😁 also please check out Ballerina with Keanu it's very good it's in the John Wick universe.

Natalia

I watched this movie in the cinema when I was 9 with my parents. My dad thought it would be like The Matrix, so he took me with them. One thing's for sure... I never forgot this movie with all the creepy things. Neither did my dad... 😂

samuillanes

Yesssss babyyyy more DC content!💘

Amanda Caroline

Huh, I’ve literally never heard it pronounced as “ConstantEYEne” I’ve only ever know it as/heard it pronounced as “ConstantEEne” lol

Joovain 🇫🇮

😅 I absolutely love this show and have rewatched it few times. Just perfection.

Amanda Caroline

All these people telling Alex to watch Supernatural next and I’m over here just praying that he’ll actually react to Lost one of these days 😅🙏🏼

Dalton Skaggs

Couple of things: 1. The reason water is heavily emphasized throughout the movie is because many different religions use water as a medium for life and death; many believed that certain rivers acted as borders between the world of the living and the dead. 2. The Cat: many religions (the Egyptians most famously) believed cats to be the guardians and gatekeepers of the dead and the underworld. So when John said that cats were half-in/half-out he was using the cat as a medium to traverse into hell; plus the cat had the closest connection to isabel which helped. 3. The ending credit scene with chase: it's been speculated and is believable that chase didn't become an angel at the end; rather chase was always an angel and was acting on God's orders to properly guide and influence John so that John could earn salvation while saving others.

Joe Lancaster

Let's go Constantine. What a great movie. Thanks for watching and thanks for the prayers!

Travis Blasingame

Please do yourself a favor and watch the TV series. Matt Ryan does an amazing Constantine.

Traptrabbit

I just noticed she’s got some loaded up pistol she shot like 28-30 shots wild

Rineran

I don’t think I could ever play golf and have a happy life knowing that Lucifer and Demons are real and trying to get you all the time

Rineran

This is probably my favorite Keanu movie after Matrix. Can’t wait for the sequel

Ty Thomas

Thanks for the prayers Alex 🙏🏾

Amanda Caroline

Wow Alex thank you so much for that prayer! Sending you a prayer back 🙏🏼

ZK451

Dude if you wanna get a real feel on John Constantine you gotta watch Matt Ryan in CW Constantine. That dude is literally the embodiment of John. It’s only 1 season and I think you might like it.

bryce ☦︎

theres actually a high rate of necrophillia from females that work in morgues lol

barzan

FUCK YEAH THIS SHOW IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

barzan

You would love the series “Good Omens” js

Slothlyke

I joked to a friend that the savior of the world in this movie was Satan, grounding his son, punishingthe criminal angel and healing resurrecting Constantine. While its a valid point, all included people like Constantine, Chaz, Midnight, Angela, Isabel. They all played important parts in preventing Mammon success. I always thought pf this hell depiction as something like the moment of nuclear holoclaust frozen in time and satan ruling over this destroyed former earth. In DnD the hells are actually lawful evil and heavens lawful good. So it fits into that narrative, that Lucifer is somewhat lawful, while of course be an antagonist anyways, but bound by laws and contracts or some kind of his own ideals. Real talk: I hate that suicide is that harshly punished and handled, since most of these people usually do it to finally escape suffering. Like you are condemned to suffering cause you were condemned to suffering. Its unfair no matter how you phrase it.

Slothlyke

Anyway thanks for this reaction, one of my favorite movies of all time with your feelgood attitude. Love you, as a parasocial movie buddy, not romance like

FluffyCakes79

YES!!! Constantine is one of my favorite movies! Am so happy you watched it!

The Greatest Slowman

Years ago, a lost child was swallowed whole by a massive experimental bat during a classified biological weapons accident. The bat escaped, flew across Europe, and eventually released the boy through a pile of mutated guano deep in the ruins of an old monastery. But the boy didn’t die. The guano acted like a supernatural cocoon. From it, a new child emerged—strange, silent, and impossibly resilient. Raised by wandering monks, smugglers, and underground fighters, he grew into a man known only as Scat McGee. Scat lives off-grid, drifting through Europe as a quiet fixer-for-hire. He avoids attention, avoids questions, and never stays anywhere long. But when assassins from a secret organization called The Nocturne Order come hunting him, Scat learns the horrifying truth: his body contains the only living trace of the bat experiment, and powerful people want to harvest him. They made the bat. The bat made him. Now Scat is going to make them pay. Characters: *Scat McGee (played by Keanu Reeves)* A quiet, haunted warrior with unnatural survival instincts, heightened hearing, night vision, and a deep fear of cages. He doesn’t talk much, but when he moves, everyone pays attention. An expert in close-quarters gun-fu, brutal hand-to-hand combat, improvised weapons, and eerie bat-like awareness in darkness. His signature trait is his ability to sense movement through sound, making him nearly unbeatable in total darkness. He’s recognizable and forgettable by his long, ragged, hooded waxed-canvas coat made from old European monastery tarps and traveling cloaks, with unevenly chopped, gray-streaked hair, like he cuts it himself with a knife and a patchy salt-and-pepper beard, not stylish, more like a sign of survival neglect that tapers up to a pale, tired, hyper-alert face with dark eye circles from a life spent awake at night. *Count Viktor Graven (played by Mads Mikkelsen)* A quiet, controlled, cultured, cruel aristocrat with old-money menace. He wears black tailored suits, antique rings, long wool coats, and surgical gloves during lab scenes. Think European Count meets Nazi scientist meets Grand Admiral Thrawn. (image of character) https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EnNZr90Hv6euzxebBklbabmFXFuKJ0mt/view?usp=drivesdk

Josh Bruner

100% agree, she absolutely nails that asexual esthetic. She also played Lucifer in The Passion of the Christ and the Witch from Narnia!

Toyymaker

Lucifer/Satan is played by the same guy who played John Abruzzi in Prison Break

Arran Jones

This is giving massive ‘Supernatural’ vibes. Please watch if!

True Imp4ct

Constantine sequel doesn’t have an official release date yet but some believe or suspect 2027 or 2028. Also I feel like you would love the show supernatural or Lucifer.

Cody Hager

Still one of, if not my favorite series of all time.

Mike

bro we need him to watch Lucifer then arrow

Cory

No, you really can’t

Tobi-Wan Rodriguez

Awesome! 👏 DC stands for Detective Comics that’s why they have many detective characters not simply superheroes. I would definitely suggest, to you specifically, Lucifer as your next long show. It’s got all that sensual energy you love plus supernatural detective work and lore. 🫶

PrinceChristian

Yeah Matt Ryan played Constantine and I even hear he’s come back to voice Edward for ac black flag remake

Will Hanson

thank you for the prayer, Alex, that was awesome!

Demi

Oh Johny Johny Johny... everyone knows. Cross the isle for attention, down the street for effect. Guess you just wanted attention.

Kaylee Hack

You should watch voicemails for isabelle

Alex

the lucifer actor appears in season 1 of prison break. he's abrutzzi

Matthew Watkins

@1:44:33 it actually is that simple. If you truly repent and ask to be saved all your previous sins will be forgiven and forgotten, no matter what they were. You obviously would still have the worldly consequences to deal with though.

David Rowzer

Genuinely needs to watch the dcau

Cole Romero

Ok. Satan saving a life so he has the chance to send him to hell is a really cool concept ngl

Amanda Walker

Plus Keanu and Rachel two of my fav actors

Tammy Brigham

even though there was only one season, I loved the Constantine tv show. worth watching IMO

Alex Montrose

I have loved this movie since it first came out. It did all right when it first appeared in theaters. But I think it was a little before its time. But lawdy it has been so cool to see it amass the cult following it has now.