Makima Gaslights You About (Not) Legos [parody] [gaslights you to hell and back] [totally not about Legos] [seriously, look this shit up, the corruption is WILD] (Patreon)

This script is in no way related to any ongoing situation in any small town in any western U.S. state involving any law enforcement agency and any small interlocking plastic toys. Any resemblance to real chiefs, hunters, or congregations is purely coincidental, and Director Makima would never.So...I've been watching the BAM and Reckless Ben fiasco on Youtube for about 2 weeks now, and yesterday, the American Fork PD FINALLY made a public statement on their Youtube page and of course, it only threw gasoline on the dumpster fire. There were a lot of comments about how softly the chief was speaking and how ASMR-ish the whole video was. So, I got the equivalent of a LIGHTBULB + Gru from Despicable Me moment and this was the end result. Basically, my thought process...what if the police chief was Makima. That's it. Look, I didn't say this was any good :DBG music from Tabletop Audio