Single - Rental Guard (Patreon)

It's the year 20XX, and for some reason, people are still renting DVDs (no, seriously, I know a few places you can still do this, this is totally still a thing).

After several incidents of renting the worst movies ever without any manner of "so bad it's good" motivation or desire to study our cultural heritage of terrible films, it was decided that rental guards were absolutely necessary.

They don't actually do anything, mind you, other than lounge around the rental place in red swimsuits, but there have been far fewer complaints as of late all the same.

It's worth noting that this is entire scenario is no dobut being daydreamed by one of the characters, and that character would probably do well never to tell Susan of it. Unless, of course, the character daydreaming about this actually is Susan, which would raise even further questions.