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Hello free members of my patreon! All the- lemme check again... 3410 of you!
How are you?! Everything good?! How's the family?!

I come here with you today to make a simple, yet very important question:
Why haven't you joined this community already?! If you made use of your precious time to come to my page, take a look, and join as a free member, then ONE thing is for sure! - You ARE interested... So what's stopping you? I want to know!

Every week, i put on as much effort as i can to deliver all types of content for my community! Image sets, FULL comics with textless versions and extras, VIDEOS and now? EVEN ANIMATIONS! I believe that as a slopper, the LEAST i can do is always improve, provide more, and bring the quality to a single direction: UP and above!

I have tiers for all your needs!
- Do you simply want to enjoy all this juicy content on first hand and in FULL quality(I publish all them in 4K now btw)? My first tier is there with a very affordable price!

- Do you want to actively participate in my discord community, make requests, discuss ideas and talk to me and my folk? My second tier got you!

- Do you want me to make EXCLUSIVE content JUST for you? I have several tiers that entitles you to your very own commissions!

So the one million dollars question is... What could i do to convince you to subscribe? What is that ONE thing that has been holding you from joining? Tell me! I am DYING to know! My determination to grow this community more and more has NEVER been stronger! And the best place to start is with all of you in there! Who already declared interest and are just waiting for a little something to finally come in... and i want to know what that something is! Pleace tell me!

I want YOU! Free member, to JOIN MY COMMUNITY!

(For the Deadlock players, read all of this with Danny's voice)

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Nyuhgu

More so a money thing but I'd love to learn how to do it too! Or at least commossion o3o

Kalista Funz

Financial responsibility is very important! I'd never wish anyone to spend money on content if there's priorities in place! Which is why i placed my first tier with the lowest viable price i could! Hopefully we can all see better days! And as for commissions, I'm reopening them soon! Feel free to DM me if you're interested!

Pontus Gustafson

I was just going to stop for November and resub for december

Barsen'thor

Because I already have three subscriptions, 4 if you count the sorulay one on Tippeee and all that adds to a cumulative total of my dad's bank is broken

Existence0

Same, a money thing and the fact that you seem to go in a lot of directions , (which is a good thing) but often not the one I'm interested in, like furina content or continuing the fontaine arc of Arlecchino

Niko A

Money🙁

Kalista Funz

Stop?! On Non-stop N0T NOVEMBER?! Absurd! Jokes aside, i appreciate the support you already gave and you'll always be welcomed back whenever you do!

Spectre In Orbit

Moreso things have been VERY busy, that's why I haven't. But I will confess that your stuff (amongst others) does make me want to learn how to do stuff myself. It looks SO good.

Kalista Funz

Very understandable! Hopefully i can start delivering enough content for you to consider making my page one of your few selected ones!

Kalista Funz

Better days will come friend! I am sure of it! Once your needs and priorities are settled, and if you have 5 spare bucks, i'll be happy to have ya! But until then, I'll hope on for better days for all of us! :)

Kalista Funz

COUNTERPOINT! If you're a busy gentleman/woman... What is BETTER to cool off and relax than a PLETHORA of content for you to sit down and enjoy?! With new, fresh stuff coming out every week?! You pointed a problem, and i point you the solution! And learning the first steps isn't the HARDEST thing in the world, but to make your stuff UNIQUE and look GOOD - then there's a WHOLE list of small steps and things you have to learn, and these take some loooong times... If you wish to try at some point, i definitely hope you can do some good stuff!

Kalista Funz

Arlecchino comics most definitely was what drew a great deal of my supporters! So i definity get ya! But diversifying is important for both attracting new audience and to avoid getting a burnout! Making too many comics and content of the very same character and plot really stresses me out, which reflects in quality... and no one wants that, right?! But i'll do something for ya... Starting this month, i'll be hosting a monthly pool for YOU all to decide which MAIN doujin/comic will be made next, and the Fontaine arc part 2 will be there! Sounds nice? I hope you can be there to vote! All tiers will get the right to vote too!

Existence0

I am aware that it can be taxing to do repetitive work or creation which is why i don't complain or blame (yes, the last thing I want is for you to have a burn out or to start hating what you do), I am very happy and interested about the pool, but i do have a question, in the fontaine arc, will you cercle back to furina and make a longer version of her scene or will you leave it as is? I always thought, her scene was a little short compaire to the others

Spectre In Orbit

...Touché. Alright, you make some good pointers, and a sound argument. Give me some time, I'll consider it. Furthermore, if you have the time, would it be okay for a chat, just for some pointers, tips and tricks for making this stuff. Anyways, your stuff's lovely. Thanks Kalista. ....more Azur Lane or Kantai Collection stuff when? (I'm joking of course.)

Lucius Uros

As far as I’m concerned, it’s not an issue with the content. I’m constantly subscribing to and unsubscribing from everyone’s Patreons. That’s the case with you. I’ve subscribed a few times, but each time I’ve had to stop. Still, I come back from time to time. It’s more of a financial matter on my end. I love what you do, and if I earned more money, I would stay subscribed.

Cam4Real

My fault fam. I had to take care of irl stuff for the last few months (tuition and rent 💔). I’m rejoining rn tho because ur message inspired me to continue my gooning journey

Kalista Funz

Haha! Faunus negotiating tactics STRIKE AGAIN!!! Thanks my friend, take all the time you need. Work, health, friends family and finances come first, always, entertainment, which is what i do, is here to give you a break, whenever you're good for some of it , you will be very welcome! :)

Kalista Funz

. . . 👐 You got me... I'll say this here and whoever sees it, sees it, but yes, the fontaine arc is supposed and PLANNED to end in a FULL REMAKE of Arlecchino x Furina LMAO That comic was kind of my FIRST comic, have you ever noticed??? My first proper comic, my first post that did VERY good! So naturally... It's hella small! I wanted to do a remake at it for a long time, and that's where the fontaine arc idea came from lolol So yup, in case that option wins, that scene WILL get a remake!(And even if it doesn't win too, it's not like i abandoned that lel).

R34Master

Already subbed to enough accounts + money/financial situation

Mr.onion

I would but my but it always gets blocked for me and wish there was another way of paying so It would come out automatically for me

Marco Silva Mamude

Not my case because I am already a paying member of this community but I do want to update my signature to an higher level, what stops me is because I don't know much about this discord stuff and I never found no link to join the discord, so I'm scared to pay more for an benefit I'm not able to use

𝓑𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒆

It's a money problem. I ussualy sub for just one moth and then wait till i can sub again. Being a student is hard when u want to do, buy or sub to certain things that u like but aren't part of the "scholar things"

Kalista Funz

Buddy, you have no idea how much i appreciate the support! If even with periodical financial situations, you keep coming back, this tells me i'm doing a good job. Always prioritize what's ACTUALLY important in your day-to-day! You'll ALWAYS be welcomed back! :)

Kalista Funz

HUH?! BUDDY If i find out you're using your education money for my W goons, i will take my COLD, BIG, COLD hands and do BAD things with you... Prioritize the IMPORTANT THINGS! And when you have that extra CRISP 5 in the pocket, you are always welcome back here! Great to know i insipired tho! Take care!

Kalista Funz

Hope the finances only get better and better friend! And i'll do my best to make my stuff worth of robbing a subscribe slot from your selection ehhehe >:}

Kalista Funz

Mhmm... Maybe i can help you with that! DM me in here if you can! Or at twitter!

Kalista Funz

DM me! I will help you with that! And - spoiler for whoever reads this... I'm making a new discord for patreon, optimized, more compact, to be MUCH more in contact with all of you! Do requests, WIP, and much more!

Kalista Funz

Friend, believe me. Your education should always be priority, i got my degree not long ago and it's been one of the greatest achievements in my life! If during your studies you manage to save an extra 5 to come back, i'll always make sure there's some fresh, quality stuff waiting for you! Needless to say THANK you for supporting me and being part of the community whenever you can!

Marco Silva Mamude

Thanks, I too will make some effort, get my lazy ass of the chair and try to learn how to use discord properly, this way I can give more support to you and this community

Abagofbabies

It's more so A matter of I have A limited amount of money to throw support around, so I don't just look at the content, but also the benefits for supporting and one of the things I appreciated about the other porn comic creators I do support (CritGifter, Gen4Genz and Sinderix) is the option to download the work for a reasonable price ($10 Tier), so i can view it from A application of my choosing, plus having it available offline is A nice benefit.

Creed23

Trust me I would join the community already but money the main thing preventing me

BigMatt1821

I actually was a sub before, but then health concerns (blood clot in neck) caused work hour cuts and financial cutbacks...

ACEDOCEQUEDA

I really love your work. I subscribe from time to time whenever I can afford it. Honestly, if it were up to me, I would stay subscribed all year long. I don't know where you're from, but here in Latin America, purchasing power isn't always that high. A personal request: I hope that someday you'll work on Mualani × Arlecchino or Furina × Arlecchino again. I think those are some of the most captivating comics you've ever created.

Black Dragon

I already have several creators I am supporting full-time, so it's kind of a balance. I can't afford to be a paid member of everyone and for right now at least I can't afford anymore.

RamsesMG

I was already subscribed, but due to financial reasons, I stopped supporting you. Besides, during the time I supported you, you uploaded little content so that kind of discouraged me a bit, but still, yes the prices are more affordable now, so I think I will return 🤔

Kalista Funz

Your past support is very appreciated and the new one to come will be EVEN more! As for content? I've never posted as much content as i am now! A comic every week, with sets and images coming during such weeks! Not to mention videos and all else! Hope to have you back!

Kalista Funz

I get that! All i can do is make my content better and better for you to consider me including me in your support pool!

Kalista Funz

Thank you SO MUCH for all the support you've been giving! I SERIOUSLY appreciate it! I get how finances can be rought here, trust me... As for your suggestion... One of these might come very soon...

Kalista Funz

I'd wish nothing more than for you to focus on your health, my friend. I hope you can get better in no time with no complications! Priorities are priorities!

Kalista Funz

Better days are coming! You'll be welcomed here when it does. 🫡

Kalista Funz

Well i have great news for you my friend! For a LONG time now, i host ALL my works in MEGA links! In images and zip files for all to download as they please! The best part? This benefit is included in my very base tier or $5! So if that was your issue, it doesn't exists anymore! I invite you to join and see for yourself!

Black Dragon

It's not like I don't want to, but money is limited. I usually end up supporting games more over other creators.

Abagofbabies

Nice I didn't notice that , in that case I'll throw a sub your way, though it'll probably have to be at the end of the month. Edit: I was able to throw A sub your way now.

Kalista Funz

Thank you buddy! You won't regret it! If there's any OLDER posts that you want the download for, lemme know and i'll get a link you can use on it!

Kalista Funz

You're the GOAT Marco! Thank you for the support and count on me to make the place much more interaction oriented than ever!

Abagofbabies

Sounds good, when I get the chance I'll take A look and let you know!

Cam4Real

I’m back for good! N-not that I wanted to be or anything, b-baka! 😖❣️

flurmpy

A few reasons, i'll try to make it as construtive as possible 1. Money, some months are harder than others, which is the main reason. 2. Limited content at least from time to time. Love the work, but it is limited. Its not blame by any means, i know these things take time to make and dont want to cause burnout, but it is a realility. 3. Somtimes i just need a break and am happy to skip a few months and catch up when i re sub. This is why i stay a member, the updates emails i get remind me of the content and when i feel the time is right, i re sub. I hope this helps, keep up the good work!

Kalista Funz

Well, i totally get it! Money is important and managing it even more! As for content, i definitely value quality over quantity, and even then, i am producing more than i ever was nowadays! But if it isn't enough, that's a preference of your own, and i get it. Even then, i really appreciate the fact you still come back from time to time! So thank you!

oliver rangel bernal

Hi, I know this question is unrelated to the post you shared, but I’d still like to know how to get access to the Discord server. I’ve had a level 2 subscription for a couple of months now, but I’m not sure how to join the server. Do I need to send a private message to your X account, or is there a welcome link somewhere? Do I need to upgrade my subscription level? I’ve been wondering about this, but I felt a bit awkward asking.

nezzy

money problems but next pay ill put some aside for you since u make 1000/10 art

Kalista Funz

You have no idea how much I appreciate it buddy! Thanks for the support! But keep your priorities on top.✌️🙂‍↕️

Kalista Funz

Hey! To access discord, you have to get to https://patreon.com/settings/apps , from there, LINK your discord account to Patreon! Then, you get to my Patreon tab(as in MY tab KalistaFunz), then you go into "Membership benefits", and if you're in the right tier, there should be an option to join right there! Lemme know if this works!

Silas

I only came across your work at “ X “ The only thing Is I am not sure if a join I will find what I want ( futa on male ) content So this case I would lose

Kalista Funz

I have a BUNCH of futa on male comics and content! So you can rest assured you'll find it there! One of my main series is about that hahaha Not to mention... Tomorrow another one is coming in. 🫢

Anon Ghost

I am here mostly because of futa on femboy content (and that is rare 1 every 3 months tops) Of course futa on female it also fire but i suport once every two months because of money issues. *Just saw Deadlock part kk, many beautiful and awesome characters*

Remark

It’s mostly money any more subscriptions and then I’m kinda screwing myself I love your content though! Just can’t pay for it rn

Abagofbabies

So after going through the patreon I only found 10 comics in total and I'm assuming there's A lot more, but not sure where to find them so if you could let me know that'd be great.

Kalista Funz

I got a bit concern when I read that — but... I've just counted, NOT counting mini comics or image sets, and I've got about 38 comics, IN PATREON @-@... You sure you looked right?

Abagofbabies

My bad pretty sure I didn't go through the posts enough and only really looked through the stuff in collections. I did find A lot of them in the posts, but it seems like there's A lot that are missing zip files, though there's also A lot that have them. Is there a place where all the downloads are located or does the older comics just not have links(again it might be just me being dumb and not knowing where to look)?

Kalista Funz

I stated with ZIP files and mega links a while ago! So old post don't have them! If you want one in specific, DM so I can get them for ya!

Silas

I took your word for it & I did join today’s how do I get access to discord?

Lexi Dubois

I really wish I could, you were one of the first I followed and I really wish I could, but life is hard and I can't afford it... but if I could, I would. And hopefully one day I could~~

Kalista Funz

Futa on male huh?... Check this Patreon in about 10 minutes... Then resub again 🐱

Lexi Dubois

huh, sure, on twitter or somewhere else ?

Lexi Dubois

i tried to do it here, but for some reason, you don't appear when i write your name in the chat thing...

Anon Ghost

NOOO! MY MONEY! *You got one +15 sub*

Rose

Well, For me i just really love Male x Futa, Futa X Futa, even Female X futa, as long as the Futa gets fucked, for example my favorite comic done here was Nefer and Yelan. Maybe in the future Grown Nahida can be a Futa or so, But yeah i just love a futa getting dommed (And typically fighting back right after by doming them in return, again the Nefer and Yelan one being Peak.) Futa on female is fine direct, or the female doming the futa and getting punished for it, and male on futa, is fine either as futa getting done, or both, one thing i noticed no one really does is Futa X Female, and then the Futa herself right after doing them, Gets done herself by another futa or male, or anything really. That'd be very interesting.

Kalista Funz

I understand that. At the same time, it is undeniable that my content DEFINITELY focused on Futa acting on others, not the other way around really. However, there IS a project I'm working on that will be futa x futa . I think you might like it — feel free to join if you're looking forward to it! :)

Kalista Funz

I respect that a lot! Just you being an enjoyer of it is enough:) Whenever you have some to spare, I'd love to have you here! Wish you the best!

Rose

For sure, when i can resub around next week i will, but yeah Futa X Futa is just what is the most peak is to me.