Magic Item Monday - The Spell Book of Mischief D-F (Patreon)

Those mischievous wizards are back, as we have unearthed the Spellbook of Mischief, Volume 2. Back at their old tricks, we have a variety of spells that are tantalizingly close to the original, yet oh so different than what one thinks they are casting. Just as in volume 1, the wizards have taken spells that we all know and love and changed them ever so slightly to create a new spell.  While they aren't meant to kill you, they are meant to surprise, confuse, and befuddle the poor slob that cast them. 

And the wizards let a short note inscribed inside the front cover:

Friends,
You'll not find the fireball anywhere on these pages. To touch such a spell is blasphemy of the highest order.
Of course, we could be lying...