Big fat dope rides the bus (Patreon)
Published:
2019-09-29 04:02:37
Edited:
2026-02-02 10:30:49
Imported:
2026-06
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Went for brunch with some friends. Had a motherfucking Dee-LISHUS big plate of eggs, hasselback potatoes, steak, bacon, sausage, salad, toast, fresh squeezed OJ and a bunch of donuts for the table. Went to my favorite cafe for a cortado, waddled to one of my fave bakeries for some chocolate oat cookies and peanut butter cups. Caught the bus and filmed a little belly jiggling. Then got a ton of McDonald’s delivered. Feeling fat.