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this podcast is all about the booty (Patreon)

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2026-09-30 14:39:56
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2026-10
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This is our redemption arc after the poorly received professional racist episode

Ft. Bootyswagga: https://www.twitch.tv/bootyswagga

Video Version: https://youtu.be/pbbZJJPDXi8

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Sam Shack

I’m ready to bounce on it

The P Wagon

I wish I knew what number episode this was…

Dylbun

Please don’t get discouraged by the negative reaction to the professional racist. Please continue to bring on freaks and weirdos as much as possible

KadeMoss98

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nhyu_

Rise and grind ladies and gentleman

Bello

it wasn’t the fact that he was a racist pseudoscientist that made the episode bad, it was the fact that he was a racist pseudoscientist that was completely unfunny and uninteresting

Bot_J

As long as they are fun or charismatic(the last guy was neither)

Porker

YO MOMMA

Dylbun

True but also the concept of him being totally serious about his life’s work, which is total horseshit, is pretty funny in itself

Scott Blutarsky

I can’t tell if it’s part of the joke but he explained at length how physiognomy is not anything like phrenology and I don’t think there was anything racist about it, he even made a distinction about how races have different ranges of features? Not to mention it’s clearly pseudoscience lol. Call me a nerd I’ve been baited but it seems kinda disingenuous

Cookie_is_back 024

Last episode was awesome, its not racist its "do you have worry lines?" "Does this person have crows feet?" I mean that stuff yeah you can make an inference about how stuff has been and thus how it's going. Somebody with eye bags is tired or malnourished idk sound stuff. If you see a junkie judge that book and stay the hell away from it before it pokes you with a needle

Casuality

Don't listen to the crybabies Sam if you want the wacky outlandish people then do those because they are far better than having the 56th funny guy guest episode like this one.

Scrub Gus

I liked the professional racist episode.

Ethan Phipps

On my two day weekend what the fuck fuck you

SugmaNard

What is the fuckin episode number on this trash heap?

SugmaNard

Theyre extremely dissimilar on their own eyebrow shape has nothing to do with race until you make it

SugmaNard

Finally the people with actual fucking brains came out in the comment section today!

SugmaNard

I was well entertained

Cookie_is_back 024

I think its a joke but I also think they're taking it seriously? Idk we have too much power and influence over our influencers

Parrothead

Recessed frontal lobers tune into forehead fables and listen with they midbrain

SugmaNard

There was a large belief that the episode was entirely race related just due to its pseudoscience aspects but calling it racism is a straight up profound lie. The guy may have been a racist. But his rhetoric for the most part had absolutely nothing to do with being Jewish or Black lmao

Zach Wilson

yeah and they took him kind of seriously, could have poked fun and make it entertaining

lead_alley

I became a patron primarily to tell y'all that your guests make the episodes worse by taking air tine away from you guys Also a good thing for america happened in Indiana last week so poob should be proud

Cookie_is_back 024

Powerful black men and influential Jewish folks? Maybe im reading too far into this

Dylan Whitson

You know what would work great, doing the thing where they reviewed their bad episode and commented on it.

Byslander00

Bring back the episode numbers :( pleaz

BigKitten

Let's cancel sam and we'll say its for hitting his kid but really its for all those classic episodes that are now locked behind the 10 dollar tier

Flint

You guys remember Rick Levine? Didn't really believe anything he said but that episode was pretty hilarious. Unlike the professional racist's one

Rogan Chapman

Hard agree, didn't realize the average trucker would be so reactionary to some autistic guy. I think the racism accusation more comes from the fact he was vocally right wing with mildly shit political takes than anything overtly racist. The episode was fine, the audience is just sperging out again, historically the worst thing about forehead fables.

DyingOnEasy

Great episode, you know booty would be a great Brian replacement and it would be like a king from another kingdom (wubby) offering his daughter (booty) to you guys making the wubby/sam alliances closer

Megazord

It worked, this episode is a banger

Ind_I

Let this be the vibrant sunrise over the long night of slop content. The future starts here fellas.

Andres Romero

Love boots. Way better episode, didn't bother listening to that other episode with that one guy

Budds

Poob read the Wheel of Time. Also bring back episode numbers

TaymorisQuaalude

Poob, you need to start going to bars again. Some of your funniest stories are things that happened in bars.

MrMeeseeksc137

The last guest was fine this isn't a PC podcast. Nobody should take this shit seriously anyways, your fault if you like to take offense and be so sensitive

TyeDyeGuy

An all time new classic episode, gotta say

Plunger

im glad im not the only one who hated that pod that shit was like genuinely crazy

BLeh

wtf why are all the bad fans coming out the woodwork now

BLeh

tugging my shirt collar rn and going "ngeewwww"

SHVL

Finally, something worth watching

Fabler King

Good guest!!!!!!! I love forehead fables!!!

Meat Slapper 9000

We want crazy people. They just need to be funny. One of the best episodes you've done is when you had John McAfee on.

SugmaNard

I wouldnt say it was hilarious but it was a lil funnier

SugmaNard

No seriously ive never seen the opinion on something flip so hard. I guess everyone got a prescription since the last episode because weve decided being schizo is old-school again today.

The Curattor

Most poeple agree it fucking sucked and we dont like that shit

tanner johnston

3 hours oh boy they must’ve retold 6 stories instead of 5😂

Dimes

Good episode, Stalt. Keep up the work brother

Ossian Jakubov

Commenters saying they don't think the last guest was bad are either forgetful or just complicit with the way the guy was talking about women. I don't love the fact that he's raising a daughter with the takes he had

Pablo

if they had a spine and challenged him instead of going along with it, it would've been more respectable

StrawberryValentine

Finally a return to form, bout time we got a good episode again

Bello

maybe it got better towards the back half lmfao

Bello

The thing about Rick was that for a second, he really had me believing in what he was talking about. If anything, this guy made me less racist which i feel like is sort of the opposite of what he was going for

The Curattor

idk what happened sam used to be able to pick good guests, now hes just picking weird fixations he has and they never mesh with the pod

Will White

Fun fact about the use of "Signal" - that's tech bro speak. Teacher (Or whoever made it) may have used AI to help generate that worksheet. AIs love talking about "signal" for some reason.

Ossian Jakubov

I think weirdos generally do well on the podcast but the last guy said gross shit AND was unfunny, which is why a lot of people disliked it. it's also the fact that the guys kind of just nodded along and smiled when he was being weird

Bradley LaCore

Poob. Take psyillium husk daily. You need more fiber. This is why you keep thinking youve shit yourself.

SugmaNard

Please get BasicLogicIQ on the podcast. I think he has realllly interesting opinions on Bimbo Fatigue and the way women dress among other like minded things on his channel. I implore you check this out

brahmafear

UNLESS THOSE PATRON SUBS HAVE DROPPED DRAMATICALLY KEEP THOSE FREAKS COMING! FREAK OF THE WEEK! FREAK OF THE WEEK!

Jared Gann

We NEED to see bizzle and booty in the same thing together

SugmaNard

Eyebrows aren't racist

Jeck

This was great

Anonymouse

This episode was ass, but not at all cuz of you guys this time, but because Booty spammed laughing the exact same fake laugh every 5 seconds. Y'all actually killed it for your part and the podcast episode was actually still pretty good compared to some of the recent stuff. All in all; Good shit, keep it up

Anonymouse

They already did that, but I'd HONESTLY actually like if they made a miniseries about it.

wlad

i think booty has new bryan potential ❤️

Peter

It’s a comedy podcast bro, so most people are going to want funny guy over unfunny guy.

Juice

Totally missed the opportunity during the dog medicine conversation to talk about sticking fingers in their ass and making that stronger by putting medicine there

ChappyJames

As a 6 head for 7 years now, I was wondering if there was still a PO Box for shit to send. I have some unit patches I wanted to give away.

Anonymouse

I think that there's just a minority in the patreon of people who want to wokescold, and a majority who don't LIKE that type of stuff, but also don't care enough to wokescold about it, and know that just cuz one bad guest happened, it doesn't mean the sams or the viewers will instantly fall for it. It's exhausting but they're thankfully rare in comparison to the people rightfully saying how ass that episode was.

Maximus

This episode was an absolute banger it had me cracking up bring him back please

Matthew Garrison

I don’t get why you you guys acted so chill with the last guest and now that it’s a different episode you’re just talking shit on him. If you really had these problems why not say it to him when you’re actually talking to him instead of shit talking him behind his back?

Eeby-Deeby

Can we get a part 2 of the financial episode?

Aiden Davis

Why did Poob say he was 23?

Average Joe

The racist guy reminded me of when the urban explorer was on. Come to think of it... That was when Sam's mother passed away. And the racist was right around when Sam's grandmother passed away. (I'm sorry for your loss, Sam.) Maybe the boys just need to stop having podcasts whenever a relative dies?

mats

This seams pretty two faced. Comparing him to pedofiles, talking about him like he hates black people. (Obviously he is prejudice and a little crazy, but I didn’t see any clear signs of hate, and it didn’t seam like he viewed this face stuff as some absolute thing)

othello

tunnel squint

Matt

This guest is chill, wouldn't mind if he returned

BigheadOddball

I mean phrenology and physiognomy can be racists but I didnt find him racist I found him sexist, the little freak loser guests are interesting to me though lmao

Brent Lesoski

my dad worked like 30-40 years at Wendy’s and was a district manager for a shit ton of em while I was growing up

Matt Tawney

Take it from a factory worker Goldbond medicated powders

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

This podcast used to be filled with uncontrolled laughter and Sam's baiting his guests and ganging up on either of his colleagues. Bryan saying the most disturbing shit and constantly laughing at poobs typically funny stories, which Bryan elevated, even if nobody realised... oh well.😒

Anonymouse

3 more days till the next episode, can you believe it guys? Next episode, only 3 days away! Wow!

Biglacheese

Did I like the racist guy episode? No, do I support the Sam’s in having him on yes I thought it was funny to do that

Anonymouse

We are waitin down the hours eagerly. Our lips white and chalky, our necks well scratched.

Julian

Get internet comment etiquette on the podcast

Marcin Baran

Why is there no video, only audio?

Stalltt

the video is the youtube link at the bottom

Marcin Baran

Thank you. Noticed eventually. Didn't saw it being used before on Patreon, but very handy method. Video format on Patreon sucks a bit in my opinion, so nice it is on yt.

Monoone

so hungy

Bailey Koger

The 15th and no slop? That’s it I’m cancelling my dead grandfathers auto sub.

Julian

It would have been more funny if they were just shitting on the dude the whole time

Julian

Must eat slop, I need the slop

MEOE

They died, didn't they? Fuck...we were too harsh on them... but if they come back I'll shit talk them to no end, it's what Bryan would have wanted

Anonymouse

how do I delete a comment?

IlI

what if sam asked us to send freaks in again, or really any type of media aside speakpipes for the non-themed episodes, some form of low effort engagement before episodes drop 17 days into the month would be cool, perhaps

JackieKennedy'sDrivebyMeal

That was my problem with it, sure have the freaks on, but why didn't you constantly undermine him and treat him as the joke he is?

Jonathon Couzzort

Can’t wait to see how they worm their ways out of accountability for leaving us deprived like this

MR C Customs

I think it’s about time the patrons held a tribunal for crimes against podcasting.

Dingus

Hey guys I think I speak for the majority here when I say cramming a month’s worth of episodes in the last week of the month every month has gotten pretty old.

Iggy

Did another grandma die or something

Anonymouse

Looks like we're getting another 27th and 31st delivery date month for the podcast. FUCK.

Monoone

I feel like a neglected child with parents who stay together for the kids

Sur ThinksAlot?

The paint on the barrel is beginning to wear off

jackaboi03

where are my best friends

toothpick

I’m breaking things in my home where are the funny poop men

Oscar Flaherty

When the actual fuck is the next podcast

Zoug25

at a certain point the delay's bad enough to where you've GOTTA feel bad for actually charging for that month

Brody Adams

$38K a month according to Patron. Patron revolt incoming.

Brody Adams

I am mentally unstable don’t make me wait

Gorilla drumset

During Poobs game show, he missed a hurricane harvey joke. Maybe he needed the one beer

Jonathon Couzzort

Next podcast better be the heist video with Brian and a 30 minute die of laughter segment

Hunter Engstrom

I agree with the guy that said they should feel bad

Evad

Still waiting on the new episodes

Zoug25

preesh

Toasty

Please sir just a crumb

Shmegma0

Please. Just one hit it’s all I need.

Sur ThinksAlot?

Sam you have two daughters Poob you have a lot of toys choose wisely we have had enough head will roll

Sam Shack

God, please make it so everyday the podcast is late Poob feels like he’s gonna shit his pants during an important moment in his life.

Sur ThinksAlot?

They think it’s just a joke until …poob blinks n nods then Donald gets shot

Connor

Jokes aside this is crazy guys

Trizide 101

Came here to say something but I was late to the party

Willdot

you have like 5 hours of work a month and you’re still slacking actually disgraceful

Anonymouse

don't be mean, this was stalltt's fault this time, and he is our sweetheart.

Iggy

The abuse will continue until conditions improve

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

There's a guy who could of organised one podcast a month ...he couldn't be bothered. He's the same guy who fired the greatest addition to this podcast.. because he didn't want to work at night. Now he gives us the last 3 episodes in a week. This guy sucks at running a business.

Iggy

According to his Twitter, Sam is on a hiking trip. So expect a 1.5hr episode with awful audio quality on the 31st. They'll probably be sitting in a nice field while the wind diddles their ancient LAV mics

Luke Moran

Reminder that In 100 Days it will have been 2 years since the heist team was assembled. If i do not have my Cinematic Heist Film by that point, i will take off autopay until it is uploaded. I am sorry it has come to this, but i have not forgotten..

North

Where is the new episode fuckers

lead_alley

Where's the episode sams