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If you were a caveman would you still eat pussy? (Patreon)

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2026-10-21 15:00:13
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just some serious questions to cut through all the light hearted stuff we usually talk about.

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Connor

Thank you papa birds for spitting your worms in my baby bird mouth

pidgin

Absolutely.

Sonny

Absolutely

PAWG RIDAAA

We start talkin about gettin our money back and here comes the episodes just rolllingggg in

Sonny

You could not stop me in fact

Hoksu

I was just about to send some SPITE since there was 20 days without no podcast. You have redeemed yourself, for now

Mike M

I don’t think my immune system could handle it

pidgin

Actually that cretaceous cooch probably stinky I take it back

Bubba

20 more minutes and you could have chalked this up as a patron exclusive. Think better next time boys

Christopher Maassen

To quote the scholar and intellectual fred durst. I did it all for the nookie.

Oleksander

If it was Pooberton then prolly 😏

Ettran

No. Hygiene would be at an all time low, and STDs gonna run rampant. Now it's gonna be through box, weiner, and mouth. Cave man intelligence wouldnt see an issue though

TREWAYUZUMAKI

This is sickkkkkkkkk, the stuff we wanna know

Sur ThinksAlot?

Do I make you horny? In Poobs British accent

Eeby-Deeby

Wait didnt we get a podcast yesterday? You guys are seriously gonna slam them all out at once?

Oscar Flaherty

Sam really tryna cover his ass after radio silence on the patreon for 3 weeks

Mook

I mean.... shiiiddd

GreenDTea

kingdom of heaven extended directors cut is my religion too

nooner

Rubbing my pussy with joy

Nick

Hmm, I think memberships are down, so you're stuck between doing this, another JOI, or bringing Brian back.

Goon&Goose

I be treating that shit like I discovered fire

Cody

Ya know, somewhere between when you start and when she finishes it will be clean

Mimzeb

Thanks Sam’s, I would probably say yeah! Thanks again, all the best

skrumpklin

I’d be chompin on the fungi like yum

Flaccidatron

If I'm a caveman and eating pussy, it's because I've already eaten the rest of her.

nooner

I wish I knew how to get in contact with Sam, I have a nearly complete Fallout new Vegas/3/ TTW MP mod that i want to show him and others

Poop Knife

Is this General Sam’s Gom Jabbar to see if his Chicken Embryo-Cigarette Baby is ready?

10_CAM_01

Id eat it on a stick like a kebab

TREWAYUZUMAKI

This be a gift from heaven, i think they might drop little paytch episode after each pod now, which would be big tits

Cookie_is_back 024

Yeah id be fucking that shit up negl, probably less stinky & hairy nowadays frfr

Cookie_is_back 024

Lmfao I did mention I almost forgot they existed, not that I have direct influence but its neat how I predict the future (expect a dry streak)

lint

somebody suck me

Cookie_is_back 024

On the other hand stds haden't developed, at least the ones that survived or spawned modern day. You'd probably get dino krabs but everybody had fleas. It was like the swallowing a fly story, adding creatures to their backs to get relief, i went to science in alabama

Vincent Delaney

wet hair in hat is pretty much the quickest way to getting dandruff btw

brandon

Of course!!

Brody Adams

I haven’t showered in two days

Combusted-Lemon

I'd eat it more and with higher intensity than I already do. It would be like passing up a slow roast that's been smoking for a week.

Cookie_is_back 024

Its crazy you guys mention it, I often think about the "stats" in heaven. I imagine, and I remember it pre-dates the Steven universe diamond spy dome and its more in depth anyway. So basically you can go back to a memory and spectate it, but it goes beyond that, you could see what other people are thinking and feeling in that moment, you could watch in third person, peek around the corner in which you never experienced. Say you heard a noise and for some reason it came to mind, you could go see what it was, you could actually ask as a matter of fact! If you have trouble thinking of a specific scenario you can ask a question like "how many people wanted to kill me" or "what was the scariest thing I experienced that was actually a fluke?" Then you see like your cat knock something over and you going catatonic, remembering thats when you claimed your biggest ghost story 🤣 i wanna know who liked me, and why 😂 I really want to see events around the world too. Before I go deeper you could also see how many steps you took, heartbeats, other people's stats who built the pyramids, how how long why ect. I'd be able to comfortably spend eternity just gazing over the world. It goes beyond time, I could watch atrocities at war first hand, i could feel their pain if im feeling froggy. It MIGHT go a step beyond where you can basically dream with it and change things, maybe to get closure and such which would be wicked, gotta bullet that. Stats, spectator mode, transcend time, warped reality -> the kingdom of heaven?! 🤞 (like a prerequisite not a replacement)

MafiaDawg223

I would have rather not gotten an episode this month, take your time to make something watchable.

Tony

Holy fuck. What is this audio. For fucks sake.

Gcool

No, I would already be the boytoy for the chief so he gives me his best mammoth cuts obviously bruh

Obtuse_owen

I got so excited when the notification popped up💦

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Quantity over quality any day of the week.

MilkCube

Honestly this should just be a segment with every guest I enjoyed this

Daniel Taylor

This is awesome I love the format

Daniel Taylor

And keep doing the videos on Patreon please 🙏

IlI

tier list next

Jordan

Basically asking if I like my meat seasoned, of course

Obesescootscootman

Did they forget to sync audio or is it my phone, I can’t put it past either option

meme_of_a_dream :

LC3 Corbusier Grand Modele Lounge Chair is a nice chair, and red ones pop

Commander DusK

Yes, but the real challenge is trying to explain it to my cavehomies using just 2 sticks and a rock.

Gamer MCH

absolutely it definitely had more seasonings on it back then

Julian

Don't mind this but this shit doesn't count as a full episode and don't you think it does 😭

Anonymouse

We love you sams you are our favorite sams :)

Ryan

What do you mean still?

Negotiator

Honestly perfect short ep would love more like this

PsychoRover

I was in a gay relationship for 3 years and I was still wanting to eat pussy

Cold Ass Whiteboy

I know I'm different because I'd use the salty-sweet umami flavor of unwashed cavewoman pussy to elevate various caveman meals. Anyways guys keep up the great work 👍

Beauregard Buxom

I’d imagine it’d be akin to licking batteries , probably the most memorable moment of my 12 year lifespan

37ants

Is a pigs pussy pork?

TreeBeard

Gat damn bro😂🥵 Wasn't expecting to get instantly flashbanged with that imagery

Dylanray

I think Sam just wants to Meth larp

meme_of_a_dream :

I one I found at a antique store, almost certain it's a rip off but I like the style

meanbean7997

You know that truglidate muff goes crazy

Diacritical

Thanks for the bonus episode boys, can’t wait for the real Patreon exclusive and second public episode next week! Good luck

jackaboi03

why is poop doing a jeff dunham the whole time