SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW EP 2 😭🔥 YOU CAN’T CONFESS… BUT YOU CAN LICK HER FINGER?! EXCUSE ME?! (Patreon)

besties… SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THE FINGER LICK TO ME.

Because WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THAT?! 😭💀

These two are apparently incapable of simply saying:

“Hey, I have feelings for you.”

No. Absolutely not. Too difficult.

But LICKING HER FINGER WHILE MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT?!

THAT'S FINE?! 😭🔥

GIRL. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

I am only TWO EPISODES into Somewhere Somehow and I am already LOSING MY DAMN MIND OVER THESE TWO.

You guys voted for this show, told me it was hilarious, and Episode 1 proved you weren't lying.

But Episode 2?!

Apparently we're adding ABSURD FLIRTING AND COMPLETE INABILITY TO COMMUNICATE to the equation. 😂

The finger lick genuinely took me OUT because the confidence required to do THAT while simultaneously being unable to confess your feelings is something that needs to be studied.

THE MATH IS NOT MATHING. 💀

And THANK GOD FOR NAM. 🙏😂

Because somebody has to push these two idiots along!

Nam is out here doing the WORK while I'm sitting on the other side of the screen yelling:

“YES! HELP THEM! THEY CLEARLY CANNOT DO THIS THEMSELVES!”

At this point, Nam and I are basically coworkers.

Our shared responsibility is apparently getting these two women to GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. 😭

I genuinely understand why you guys picked Somewhere Somehow now. It's funny, ridiculously cute, the dynamic between these two is already doing my head in, and somehow we're only on EPISODE TWO.

If this is what we're doing already…

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GUYS SIGNED ME UP FOR?! 👀😂

And I need answers:

WAS EVERYONE ELSE AS GAGGED BY THE FINGER LICK AS I WAS?!

Because you cannot convince me that casually licking someone's finger while staring directly into their eyes is somehow easier than saying “I LIKE YOU.”

Absolutely ridiculous.

I LOVE THEM. 😭💖

Let’s spiral. 💖

#GLSpiral