SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW EP 5 😡💔 I WAS SO ANGRY!! THAT ENDING BROKE ME! (Patreon)

BESTIES… FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR THE AMOUNT OF CURSING IN THIS VIDEO. 😭💀

BUT ALSO…

I AM NOT ACTUALLY SORRY BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?!

Welcome back to Somewhere Somehow Episode 5, and I need everyone to understand that I was SO ANGRY watching this episode.

I WAS TEARING UP FROM PURE ANGER.

NOT SADNESS.

NOT HAPPINESS.

RAGE. ACTUAL RAGE. 😭😡

HOW DID WE GET HERE?!

Just a couple of episodes ago, I was laughing my ass off, celebrating the confession, enjoying the adorable romance, and absolutely loving how funny and sweet this series was.

AND NOW?!

I AM READY TO FIGHT FICTIONAL MEN.

Because let's talk about these two absolute nightmares.

HER FATHER.

SIR.

I DIDN'T LIKE YOU LAST WEEK.

AND YOU HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET EVEN WORSE.

Why is it that every time we get a sweet GL romance, some parent has to come marching in like they've been personally hired to destroy everybody's happiness?!

CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS?! 😭

And then there's…

THAT EVIL MAN.

OH, I HAVE WORDS FOR YOU.

SO MANY WORDS.

NONE OF THEM APPROPRIATE FOR AN AUDIENCE!

The AUDACITY.

The NERVE.

The way these men have managed to make my blood pressure reach levels previously reserved for the worst mothers in Thai GL history?!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MADE THE LIST.

And the worst part is that I am SO invested in these characters now.

I care about them.

I want them to be happy.

I want them to have their cute little romance without the entire world trying to interfere.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

Apparently in Thai GL, YES. 😭💔

And THAT ENDING?!

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I got so angry during a reaction that I needed to step away and collect myself.

I was sitting there getting teary-eyed because I was so furious.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR FOR A TELEVISION SHOW TO INSPIRE IN ME. 😂

But honestly, that's also a testament to how invested I've become in Somewhere Somehow.

This series started out making me laugh so hard I could barely breathe, and now it's got me ready to throw hands with half the supporting cast.

THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH IS CRIMINAL.

And you know what?!

I STILL LOVE THIS SHOW.

I just need approximately seventeen business days to recover from Episode 5.

Because if Episode 6 doesn't start giving me some relief, I may actually need to send these writers my therapy bill. 😭💀

Somewhere Somehow besties, I NEED YOU IN THE COMMENTS.

WAS ANYONE ELSE THIS ANGRY AT THE ENDING?!

Because I cannot possibly be the only person who wanted to scream.

And please tell me…

HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THESE MEN?!

Because my patience has officially LEFT THE BUILDING.

I apologize in advance for the language in this reaction.

Actually…

NO, I DON'T. THEY EARNED EVERY SINGLE WORD. 😭😂

Let's spiral. 💖