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Shortcakes

Type:  Full Nude, Full Bar

Walking into Shortcakes is a surreal experience.  The entire staff, from the dancers on stage to the barback picking up the glasses, every single one is under 5 feet in height.  In fact, most of the dancers barely top four and a half.  Just walking into the club makes you feel oversized, as the bar, the stage, and the design of the club is perfectly sized to their staff.

Donna’s Notes:

Anyone who is a lap dance aficionado, make plans to head to Shortcakes.  Because of our size differences, my dancer was literally all over me.  This was a dance I would never be able to get if she hadn’t been so adorably travel sized and so incredibly skilled.  I’m certainly going back, and next time I’m bringing bigger bills.  

Also, if you’re there, keep an eye out for a bartender named Kyle.  Expert cocktails.  He didn’t blink at any of my orders, and by the end of the night I was ordering drinks I’m pretty sure don’t exist.