Strip Search - Hardwoods (Patreon)

Type:  Topless, Full Bar

Go Into the Woods with Hardwood’s dancers.  This club is all set to bring you back to nature, with a bevy of dancers all ready to go au natural.  The club is actually divided into small grottos with a surprising amount of privacy, although the main stage remains the center of attention.

Also, stick around for the Storm Show, a unique event that puts their performers up against the elements as Hardwood’s rain machine drenches the stage.

Donna’s Notes:

Okay, Hardwoods wasn’t QUITE what I expected, but you know, sometimes that happens.  What to say first?  Well, first of all, this club is definitely designed to sell the lap and table dance experience.  Every table is set up for a lot of privacy from the other tables, set off with potted plants and careful placement, sitting down feels like having your own private greenhouse.  Ever seat has a view of the stage, but most of the dancers are moving from table to table.

Now, when I said that Hardwoods wasn’t quite what I expected?  That’s because of the Storm Show.  What’s the Storm Show Donna?  Well, all the dancers working that night get off the floor and on the stage, all dressed up in t-shirts, and then they open the floodgates on the stage.

We’re not talking a gentle spray either, this is a full blown hurricane force with strobe lighting and wind machines.  If you’re sitting anywhere near the stage, you will get wet.  Fortunately for everyone involved, each grotto comes equipped with plenty of towels to dry off  customers and, if you’re lucky, a performer or two.