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Ink & Paint

Type:  Topless, Bottle Bar

All Toon Revue!  Harken back to the golden age of Animation as our dancers strut their stuff against a blank page.  Beautiful girls set against a backdrop that lets your imagination run free!

Donna’s Notes:

Okay, first off, I’m going to talk about the bar and get that out of the way.  Ink & Paint only has a license for packaged goods, meaning it’s a bottle bar.  Beer and wine only, and you’re buying a bottle of it at a time.  This is left over from when the place was Jay’s Velvet Room, where rumors say that buying a private dance came with a high chance of getting chlamydia.  Needless to say the new owner hasn’t tried to upgrade their license to allow for an actual bar.  But bottles mean you don’t have to invest in a bartender.

Now, the weirdness.  Everything in this club is flat white.  The walls are white, the floor is white, even the poles are enameled white.  The furniture is white.  There is no color at all in the room that doesn’t come from either the dancers or the lights hanging from the ceiling.  I mean, it’s not hard to spot the tables and couches scattered around the stage, but it’s all uniformly white.

I guess this is to give the impression of their girls dancing on a blank white page, lending into the animation motif (weird, but whatever).  But really, it was just unsettling.

Finally, the dancers at Ink & Paint were good, better than average actually, probably due to the fact that they had to navigate their way through a completely white obstacle course every time they had to do their set.  I got a private dance from Brandie, an absolutely adorable raccoon who looks like she stepped off the After Dark lot at Warner Studios.  I even got a photo (not usual in a topless club).  Oddly enough, it looks like we’re floating in the air, despite the fact that my butt is firmly planted on the couch, but I suppose this is part of the whole design of the place.