StripSearch - Panderings (Patreon)

Type: Full Nude, Full Bar

Have a taste for the exotic?  Looking for the forbidden?  Come to Panderings to sample all the forbidden fruits of the Hidden City.

Donna’s Notes

Okay, so two things.  One, this place is outside of town.  Like, two hours towards LA outside of town, and normally that is WAY outside my range.  Secondly, the place is a bit skeevy in its promotion, playing way heavy on the orientalism schlock and asian stereotypes.  But hey, Asian fetishism is a big turn on for some folks, so while I’m going to judge, I’ll judge the people that are trying to cash in on it and not the folks whose preferences run towards that.

So, why did I come here?  Well, gotta be honest, I got a tip.  Apparently, Molly Chow, the actress formally known as Kim Chi, had been listed as a headliner, and I am a massive fan.  I loved Molly’s films when she was still working, there was a lot of realism in her scenes that shone through all the fake-takes from other actresses of the time.  So, my little bisexual heart was all a flutter when I had heard through her fan-site that she was going to be doing a restart tour, focusing on art-house style work.  Her most recent stop?  Panderings.

As a button wearing fangirl (I am, been a member for years) I shipped my ass down to the club in the hopes of getting a peek.  (And maybe a bit more, I am that shameless after all, and you never win if you don’t try.)

I was alas, disappointed, apparently their website had the wrong dates, and I had missed Molly by a week.  So I did what any self respecting pervert would do.  I stuffed my disappointment down into a box, and I started spending money on the girls.

So first off, the club is set in an old Chinese-style theater that was all the rage in the 20’s.  Beautiful, if somewhat worn down building, the most recent owners decided to cash in on the setting and set up Panderings.  It advertises an all panda revue.  Now, this place is a full nude club, which is always fun, and Jenn (my lap dancer for the evening) was an enthusiastic and talented dancer.  I ended up getting three dances that night, two from Jenn, and despite my efforts, I ended up going home alone.  Yes, that’s odd for me, and yes, my heart really wasn’t into it after the disappointment of missing Molly.

I can’t really say anything about the bar.  It was average for a strip club, prices slightly too high, drinks slightly too weak, booze more bottom shelf than top,  and the bartender wasn’t anywhere close to Kyle’s talent.  I miss Kyle.

Would I go back?  Maybe.  I might want another shot at a certain redhead.  Maybe not.  But let me know if Molly’s making a return, I’ll definitely visit then.