Stripsearch - Wet/Ware (Patreon)

Type: Bikini, Full Bar

Drop in, turn on, jack off…  Did you come in here looking for something shiny and new?  Or did you come in to dabble in the darknet, looking for a little BTL for your next hit.  Wetware has what you’re looking for.  The latest in joygirl tech and the easiest escape you’ve ever had into Neverland this side of the paywall or anywhere else.

Donna’s Notes

Okay, so wow.  This place leans in HARD to it’s gimmick.  I mean really HARD.  This feels exactly like those role playing games my older brothers used to play with their weird friends in the basement.  Yeah, I’m looking at you Cyberpunk.   Woo, nostalgia, not great.

Anyway.  So, first impressions are all neon and chrome and glass.  Kinda like 1982 After Dark.  The whole ambiance is basically “we took Tron, and made it more shiny and horny” but then set it in the middle of the night.

So, enough ragging on the decor.  The dancers play a bit into the theme, mostly by starting in costumes that are very much that retro-80’s future.  So, lots of spandex, lots of keyholes and breakaway pieces and the occasional neon piping.  Oh, and chrome pasties.  Lots of chrome pasties.

So, Wet/Ware is a bikini bar, meaning the place isn’t licensed for either full or partial nudity.  However, the girls have gotten creative with the costuming (you can hide a LOT behind a little electrical tape) and some very creative use of leds.  (Pasties and monokinis that glow, nuff said)

The neat thing tho, was the bar.  Each table had a tablet built into it, and you ordered off the tablet.  Now, you know those pneumatic tubes at the bank?  Each table had one of those built into it.  You ordered, and then a few minutes later your drink would pop up in the middle of the table in a neatly sealed container.   Never saw any of the bartenders.  Just tap on the screen, and whoosh, Gin and Tonic.

So, after about five or six drinks…  ( couldn't help it, the delivery was just so much fun!) I spotted this lovely tigress prowling the floor.   A little coaxing, and i suddenly had a lap full of enthusiastic kitty.   Hu Li was a lot of fun, and did you know that she can purr?  That's not fair!  I can't purr!   How the hell does she do that.   Teach me mama, Donna NEEDS that skill.

Anyways, Wet/Ware has a niche, and it leans into it hard, they might do better to ditch the neon, no one looks good in that kind of lighting, and ease back on the grim and grit.   But keep the table bar, and give that purring tigress a big raise!