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Constant Listeners, we're going to be playing Fuck Marry Kill with your favorite Stephen King characters tomorrow. Give us your choice scenarios and we'll get 'em on the pod!

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Kerry Ahern

Marry Stu, fuck Larry, and kill Harold

Bryant Burnette

Christine, the Goblin truck from Maximum Overdrive, and Blaine the Mono

Bryant Burnette

Carrie from the 1976 movie, Carrie from the 2002 movie, and Carrie from the 2013 movie

Ryan Badger-Bridewell

MFK: Kathy Bates Edition. Annie Wilkes, Delores Claiborne, Rae Flowers

Amber Crosbie

Roland, Stu Redman, Johnny Smith

Connor Henderson

Night Shift edition: The Mangler, the lawnmower from Lawnmower Man or Mr. Boog-e-man

Sean Donahue

Ardelia Lortz, Mrs. Kersh, The woman from Room 217/237

Bryant Burnette

Caveat: in the interest of not promoting sexual assault against kitties, you have to be a cat for purposes of this answer.

Justin Miller

Pennywise (spider form), Maturin, Shardik

Bryant Burnette

King-cameo edition: Jordy Verrill, the guy at the ATM in Maximum Overdrive, and the minister from Pet Sematary

Randy Eberle

Grown up Beverly, Leigh Cabbot, grown-up Charlie McGee (had we met her).

Timothy Beachey

Live, visit, annihilate: Castle Rock, Midworld, Derry.

Nicole

Jack Torrance, grown up Danny Torrance, & Dick Hallorann

Nicole

And for clarification: kill Jack, marry Danny, fuck Hallorann

Luke Carlisle

Percy Whitmore, Brady Hartsfield, Adult Todd Bowden

Luke Carlisle

Or scumbag husband edition: Norman Daniels, Joe St George, Tom Rogan

Matt Elliott

Trashcan Man, Da Ratman, Llyod

Matt Elliott

Bully Edition- Ace Merril, Henry Bowers, Buddy Reperton

Bryan Nicodemus

Bill Hodges, Holly Gibney, Jerome Robinson

Damien Kiely

Cold Mountain Penitentiary, Shawshank, Juniper Hill.

Samantha Bishop Simmons

70s king, top of his coke times 80s king, kindly grandpa Molly owner King

Damien Kiely

Glen Bateman, Jud Crandall, Dick Hallorann

John Lindgren

Jack Torrance from the Kubrick film, Jack Torrance from the mini series, and Jack Torrance from the Doctor Sleep film

Damien Kiely

Hubert Marsten, Frank Dodd, Jack Mort.

Damien Kiely

Homer McCaslin, George Bannerman, Alan Pangborn.

Brett Littman

Rooker Pangborn, Harris Pangborn, Glenn Pangborn

Samuel Ollesh

Susan, Susanna, Rhea? I have no idea if I am even doing this right.

Mike Ford

Jessie, Dolores, Rose

Luke

Cujo, Church, Mr. Jingles

Lori Butler

Susannah Dean, Odetta Holmes, Detta Walker; Gordie Lachance, Vern Tessio, Teddy Duchamp; Milo Pressman, Ace Merrill, Chris Chambers; Ben Mears, Mark Petrie, Father Callahan. I could do this all day...

The Losers' Club

Wow! We are truly blown away by all of these choices. Because we have so many, and we want to get to every one of them, we're going to drop the minisode tomorrow.

Todd Seibert

Blaine the Mono, Christine, The Mangler

Todd Seibert

Henry Bowers, Ace Merrill, Buddy Repperton

Todd Seibert

Cuj, Nickelstupid, Bogeman. Also, to add to an earlier Bag of Bones question, perfect casting for Nickelstupid: Jack Black.

Todd Seibert

Charlie Decker, George “Bart” Dawes, Gard ol’ Gard

Randy Eberle

Now that the episode has released, I'll give my response. But first, I'd like to thank Jen for pronouncing my name correctly. LOL

Randy Eberle

Fuck Beverly Marsh because...redheads. Marry Leigh Cabbot because she's got that sweet, girl-next-door thing going for her, and Kill Charlie McGee because I don't necessarily want to get burned to a crisp if an argument doesn't go her way. LOL