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Five Filmmakers Fit for a King (Patreon)

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In this Patreon-exclusive Sweet Treat, suggested by Alexis Akridge, Losers Jenn Adams, Michael Roffman, McKenzie Gerber, and Randall Colburn are tasked to assign Stephen King properties to five filmmakers: David Lynch, Ari Aster, Wes Anderson, Judd Apatow, and Michael Bay. From there, they each suggest five other filmmakers they'd love to see enter King's Dominion.

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sean underwood

Hear me out. West Anderson's The Dark Tower series. Bill Murray as Roland Jason Swartzman as Eddie Whoopi Goldberg as Sussana (Wes doesnt have too many POC characters but shes volunteered to be in his movies back in 2015 AND shes already in one Stephen King property) Jared Gilman as Jake Adrian Brody as Flagg You get crazy sets like he made for Moonrise Kingdom and The Grand Buddapest. We know hes got the stop motion chops that could be used for a lot of the monsters. He literally has a whole movie about a train, Blain the pain maybe?

Jesse Solis

Judd Apatow would knock the shit out of JOYLAND as a rom com. It was an awful book, it truthfully has made me less-than-excited for the upcoming Hard Case Crime book from King. But dammit, it has some decent characters and can be a fun coming of age story. Plus, Pete Davidson oddly makes sense as Devin Jones: from New England, reverence for his dad, hates college, looks like he belongs at a carnival.

John Weagly

I’ve been wishing we had another sports movie from Ron Shelton, so I’d love to see him tackle “Blockade Billy.” We know he can handle baseball (BULL DURHAM, COBB), but he also isn’t afraid of a little darkness (DARK BLUE). It could be interesting.

Nick Weird

Safdie Brothers and The Ten O'Clock People. Turn the short story into a tension-filled chase movie.

Timothy Beachey

Judd apatow and Pete davidson doing a pitch black comedy version of roadwork

Emily winter

Just want to co-sign ackles as the new van dien 😀. And put me on the ticket presale list for when all the pitches on this episode get scooped up by Hollywood!

Bryant Burnette

Wes Anderson for a feature-length version of "The Revenge of Lard-Ass Hogan."