No. Virgins. Allowed. NERD! [Bully X Nerd] [Teasing] [Tsundere] [You’re a virgin who can’t drive (or boat…whatever)] [Giggles] you’re actually funny [I’M NOT A VIRGIN!!] ok fine whatever don’t tell anyone though so we’re both [Secret Virgin]s on a boat [Hope we don’t sink!] [Icy Exterior Melting] with [Puns] [I’m Sorry] slight jumpscare at end (Patreon)
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2025-04-18 13:34:28
Imported:
2026-06
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We all now that virgins aren't allowed on boats.
It's bad luck.
Dungarees Notes:
This little "no virgins allowed on a boat" idea has been floating around on my trello board for so many freaking years so I am excited to bring it to you today.