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Sunscreen ♡ (Patreon)

Published:
2024-07-12 03:14:16
Edited:
2024-07-13 02:47:01
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2026-06
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Daniel Leon

Don’t blame you for trying, 9S; I would have done the same for her lol

Saikyoguy

He did say please. 😆

Shooziii

It was worth a shot, Nines

Chuck Moore

9S thanks God every day that the Aliens never tried to blot out the Sun with clouds like the Machines did in the MATRIX Movies. Then he gets extremely butt-hurt that the original concept of the Matrix being a Neural Network created by linking the minds of the entire human race got scrapped because the Execs were too stupid to understand the Internet so the Wachowski Sisters had to replace it with that stupid “Human Battery” idea which makes no sense because it would consume more energy than the biomagnetism of billions of humans trapped inside the Matrix could ever produce. 2B thinks he is adorable when he gets mad about nerd shit.

Lord Elmo

All that thinking to formulate a plan when all he had to do was ask nicely

John marston

Jokes on them, I don’t need sunscreen. I’m Latin American. I always have a nice tan whenever I go have some fun in sun. Although I do use it in consideration of my mother‘s wishes.

KC

"But wait!" you might ask. "If their skin is immune to solar radiation, why is she sunbathing in the first place?" Well clearly YoRHa units have solar cells just beneath their artificial dermis layer that increases the longevity and functionality of their black boxes! Thus 2B isn't actually sunbathing but simply recharging her power cells! And the swimsuit is clearly to provide maximum exposure and greater efficiency for the recharge process! Obviously!

David J

Perhaps she will find an alternate fluid acceptable? 🤣

Tony Garcia

Well that didn't go as planned 😔. Hang in there 9S, in about 24 hours you'll get to do something even better 😏

Kaelen Clayton

My boy had a plan, went for it and was denied, she knew he just wants to feel that perfect android booty

Grægori

Perhaps he can coat her in backshots instead?

D♡Bride

everyone needs sunscreen... the fact your skin doesn't get sunburnt doesn't mean it's immune to skin cancer 😅

D♡Bride

EXACTLY!! you're so clever 😎👌

D♡Bride

lmaooooooooo so true!! 😂💖

D♡Bride

Exactlyyyy 😂😂😂 we can't blame him for trying though 🙈

D♡Bride

She would totally think he's adorable, yes 🥰

GODsHand

2B the tsundere… don’t be so mean to the poor boy!