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He's always ready ♡ (Patreon)

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2025-06-21 04:18:56
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2026-06
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Inspired by a suggestion by John marston 💖

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nyfoVII

John marston..? “YOUR A DEAD MAN! IM SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.” Or something like that. They definitely did this

BerserkMalign

Que DBZA quote "the f**k's a condom?!"

John marston

I was thinking more of “ I was wearing my armor!”

John marston

Personally, I’m more of a shotgun guy myself but that of course Dante has his favorites, Can’t say I blame him. Thanks, Bride This is really great.😊

BerserkMalign

Well, regardless of what Dante says, Lady's going to start with "you are such an unbelievable asshole!"

Alexander Minter

Lady... Dante don't need protection. HE IS THE PROTECTION!!

FEARSlayer01 (Ashley)

Tbf given the kinda ladies he encounters often, I'd also pack Ebony & Ivory for protection. Never know one of em could be a demon in disguise.

Shooziii

He's just a little confused, but he's got the right spirit 😅

Kaelen Clayton

Hey other line of work he’s gotta keep ‘em loaded

Knighthood

Always prepared am I right?

D♡Bride

lmaoo "the f**k's a condom?!" kinda fits his character 😂

D♡Bride

I'm happy you liked it!! thank you for your support!! 💖

D♡Bride

and he's so proud to have protection too 😂

D♡Bride

Right, he's so used to needing that type of protection it's no wonder he assumed that's what Lady's asking about 😭😂

Amity Snark

It's giving "Yes, I had my angel blade with me."