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Music Merch Got Weird [Early Access] (Patreon)

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2026-05-28 21:00:11
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Hello and hi folks! I'm back with another main-channel video all about music merch.

I don't have much to say to intro this one, but I will say it was tons of fun to make. I mean every video is fun to make, but this one specifically. So many wild and bizarre examples through music history, and I feel like I was only scratching the surface. If there's some merch you know about that I didn't mention, let me know.

As usual, this video will be out on YT tomorrow. Enjoy!

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kelly

i definitely do not want people to look up the recent bts arirang wine stopper but if you happen to do so please remember that it is a WINE STOPPER and not something else

zyslythe

Honorable mention to the Frank Ocean cock ring. It’s technically not musician merch but I just think it’s insane that it exists anyways lmao

MysteryMii

The MJ Thriller rubber duck was not mentioned 0/10 /j

Vincent Mashups

Amazing video to watch while eating cereal with my Joji spoon!

Josie Authers

would love to give a shoutout to kacey musgraves when it comes to weird merch! she’s toned it down for her most recent era, but i remember her selling tie dye kits, hemp rolling papers, condoms, a light up cowboy hat, a bath bomb, tarot cards, a coloring book… i remember spending so long scrolling through the website in awe of all the things she decided to sell

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monsterhenergy

What a treat to wake up Thank You Based Snare!!!!

Mark Lombard

that updating the queen DDD joke got me so good ahahaha you went crazy with this one and felt like you had a lot of fun making it

aproperkatie

This vid was so good, I'd honestly love to see a part 2. There's a plethora of musician merch left to talk about, even beyond the ones already mentioned here or in the comments.

Kurt's Cars

Back in 2015 Owl City had some interesting merch. $2500 would get you a signed Nord keyboard (unknown if anybody purchased) and $5000 would get you a custom jingle. Somebody actually did buy this one, for their son Carter James. It’s up on YouTube and is like a minute and a half long

Kim

Vinyl album packaging doubling as board games seems to be a new trend! Laufey's Goddess edition of Bewitched and Suki Waterhouse's upcoming Loveland are the two examples I've seen. Also, Kacey Musgraves star-crossed era condoms.

Kiro

ooh! music merch! i know a bit about this. here are some of my assorted favorites that i haven't seen mentioned :) - the blur rubik's cube. like yup. that's a rubik's cube of the dudes - the ween can of beans. that's right! officially sent out as part of the promo campaign for their 12 golden country greats album. - the mr bungle bottle of bath soap. - the NIN condom. we're fuckin to the downward spiral tonight dude - gorillaz surfboard!!!!!!! 🏄 - oasis "roll with it" rolling papers - rammstein dildos supposedly modelled after the band member's ... members - devo toothbrush anyhoos, awesome video!!!! made me laugh quite a bit, especially the problematic associations joke :)

MURDOCC

All I’m gonna say is that early Mic the Snare is connected to Crazy Frog and modern Mic the Snare is connected to the Bon Jovi Chair

Dismal

This video is proof that I won’t rot away for 30 years before I see either a Metallica or Lady Gaga DDD

PHOENIX IS ONLINE

i'm still shocked no one's taken your idea from a previous video of artist-branded ear plugs at concerts & ran with it. that's a slam dunk merch idea! (as an aside: the gag references to the ending of Pearl really cracked me up)