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Occult Research Division Annual Fundraiser

Wow, is it already time for the Annual Occult Research Division Fundraiser again(This is literally the first time you've ever heard of this...)?

Let's be honest this is the sort of thing that a lot of us forget about as the Occult Research Division works(ORD) behind the scenes most of the time. Which is why this event is all the more important. It's an opportunity for all of us to help support the members of the ORD. Afterall, they're are our first line of defense against preternatural and occult forces.

This years extravaganza will consist of an auction(Content Poll), a couple of commission slots, and of course the coveted Directors Cut(Something from the crypt for all)! That's why the items and engrams we will be auctioning off are all from the ORD's extensive catalog of paranormal memes and occult items. These listings would normally never be available to the rest of Praxis Memetics.

So get your bids in as these lovelies are bound to go quick once they are up for grabs.

The Thetalizer

A useful piece of tech when it comes to relaxation, a guaranteed solution to a restless mind. With just one easy application your worries will be gone in a flash! A piece of experimental field tech developed by ORD.

Lycanthropic Elixir

Under the moonlight this ampule howls to be freed. To be given a chance to release the inner beast held within each human heart. To fuel the drinkers transformation into a true lycanthrope under the full moon.

A Single Sinberry Shake 

Certain to shake up your sex life, this strawberry shake is out of this world! They say happy cows make the best milk and there is no better way to learn than by doing! A now recalled batch of special shakes for a failed themed diner experience.

Talisman of the Jägerin

Said to have been carried by the greatest huntress of the Alps during her legendary exploits. Some believe it grants great power, while others think it was trophy taken in the hunt. Whatever anomalous properties it has are not fully known. Inscribed on its back is a latin phrase that translates to, "You are not the final girl."

Xenos Ovoid

A strange opalescent capsule that is believed to contain a predatory species of extraterrestrial sophonts which can prove useful under the right circumstances. This lot is available to our most daring biological researchers only, caution in handling xenos samples is advised.

Ticket to Somnus

A ticket for a trip on the Somnus Express, a train said to exist only in the phantasmagoria of mortals. The train supposedly allows those who chose to ride it a once in a lifetime opportunity to visit a lascivious amusement park of the soul in the deepest parts of the dreamscape. That or its just a really good ride, nobody is entirely sure but as the proud new owner off this ticket you can find out!

The Last Copy of The Lost Praxis Memetics New Hire Cassette Tape

Long before modern Praxis Memetics doctrine new agents were issued an onboarding cassette tape to help our new assets orient themselves with the companies values and ethos. This tape proved to be far to effective in its role and was amnestically removed from circulation. This lot is, a true once in a lifetime chance to get a look into our history!

S3LEN4, A Girlfriend In A Bottle

With the wonder of modern preternatural super science anything is possible! We've solved every problem we can think of so we thought of some new ones! So next we gave the age old problem of dating a go! That's right with one easy pour you'll find yourself on a first date with one of our many bottled gals. The pop to life in front of your eyes ready to dance the night away. Well at least thats the claim made on this since recalled bottle made by Darling Dolls Inc. says on the side...

Praxibius Arcade Cabinet - Traveler Tier

Urban legends of a anomalous game cabinet popping up in arcades across the US in the 90s have always been unsubstantiated... These tall tales would have you believe it was a strange research project, perhaps a gateway to a digital world, and its inhabitants. At least that's the consensus anyways. However, seeing as we were the ones who put those cabinets out in the first place, we know the truth and so could you!