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Early Access - Build The Team (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-05 06:21:15
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2026-10

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Here is the debut of a new format: Build the Team! Its our take on the fantasy draft type games that people do. Usually associated with sports teams.The Rules: Connor and Lando bid on characters to build teams, but the catch is - they do not know what the teams are for. At the end of the round, Kane reveals what the teams need to do and chooses the best suited group!We hope you enjoy it. Its one of the funnest games we've played. Let us know what you think of the format. Thank you for the support!

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Jackson F

Holy refresh pull, literally was just checking

NamiMevo

Voldemort could just cast the spell "Reparo" Connor got cheated out of round 1!!!

Jmex

i feel like this was a trick to make me watch a podcast of what if scenarios but I loved it

noni

Connor hating Sing and Johnny.. Bad taste fr.

Thomas Hauser

I'm 2 rounds in, and I think it would be more interesting if the results weren't determined by a single character. Still interesting concept and funny video.

noni

Funniest idea for a game. I really enjoyed hearing your reasoning for why your team worked for each prompt LOL. I really thought Indiana Jones was gonna win that for Connor, damn that Green Goblin.

Mike Espinoza

"The longer it takes you to answer that question, the more people will DIE!" Green Goblin most likely. Unfortunately, extreme fear is probably a terrible way to remember things.

Ila

Interesting concept, it might be fun to tell the audience what the team is before the round, but optionally with a “look away” warning? Also, when the camera angle changes it’s distracting from the episode (for me at least) keep it up though! Love you guys!

紅葉MOMICHI

Voldemort is absolutely furious that you guys thought he couldn’t fix a car. The new format feels really fresh! I feel like it could lead to some really fun interactions.

Adogwithoutthumbs

Round 1 was valid for Lando because Voldemort rejects and detests everything muggle related so he would NOT in fact fix a car even if he could. He’d blow it up and then blow you up.

Adogwithoutthumbs

Lore accurate Voldemort would avadakadvra you for even suggesting the idea. The man hated muggles and their contraptions lol

Gemma Black

Love this and the blind FMK – you should do more of both!

Adrian

Love the new format, great timing for me to join the patreon to see it lol seeing how the boys are slowly trying to guess what the prompt could be only to be dead wrong is fun

Dogthefox

Brad pitt would just call triple A

tota1mmortal

such little faith in stewie and look where it got u connor…….

Henry

Hear me out, next time maybe there is a predetermined amount of points for each character that could be a negative or positive. And maybe a prompt hint like in the guess your character game. Bonus points for any remaining money maybe?

Softer than Dough

You guys literally saved the day with this upload!!! My current company is playing games, having me drive far af for nothing. The medicine to life-- The Best in Jest❤️❤️❤️🎭

Carey :)

Not wanting or knowing very much about Indiana Jones hurt a little

Rachel Lewis

Lore accurate voldemort would probably kill anyone involved. I feel like there has to be some sort of suspension of disbelief with how these characters interact for the sake of the game. Tommy R is egotistical, narcissistic, and competitive, and would choose winning in order to avoid his ego being wounded.

TinyGeist

I really like this concept a lot! But I do think there should be more balance involved. Second round was literally almost "the entire rest of the characters" vs just one. I don't think one character should ever guarantee the victory. It feels kinda cheap that way. But other than that, I really like the format!!

Cassie Eng

Good morning and happy start to the week fellas. This concept really IS fun and lends to your natural instincts so very well. I was in stitches and laughing heartedly at your justifications of your choices. A total game that lends to why I trust and have faith in your instincts so much or a test? Haha. (It is still unwavering.) I did like your logics on team building too based on sheer numbers and what might be the common factor/strengths between the characters. Ultimately it DID become about logical numbers vs instinctual possibilities which was pretty neat. I loved that story telling and how it showed your preferences (or lack thereof and in some cases distaste specifically towards apes. I knew Connor would be all IN for Green Goblin, haha.) towards the different characters AND your personalities very well! I hope we do keep this game concept going for more episodes. I can see it becoming really, really popular. I mean I completely lost composure and was in tears from all the laughter like you all were too by the end of it~! Thanks so, so much and hope you have a great Monday!

Bosco Bear

I wasn't sure about the format from just the title, but this was a great idea. I would love to see this again, if maybe refined a bit.

melly ☆彡

Hypothesizing over how each of the characters' abilities would harmonize together if put in a team really made the format for me, listening to your theories made for such good laughs and I think it plays really well into your strength of making up scenarios on the fly! Not knowing the prompt until the end is a great catch too, I loved how both Lando and Connor tried to figure out a common theme between all the characters and ended up with stuff like "They're all bald" or "Talking animals". Bidding for the Minion while seeing Lando lose it was contagious as heck. If the Titanic was sinking and I was offered a banana to calm my nerves, I'd take it. Though the entire second round with Prof explaining his reasoning of his team composition killed me, I can't get the picture he painted of Freddy attempting to wake everyone out of my head nor will the image of the Green Goblin terrorizing my study session leave my mind. Well played, thank you for the episode! I would definitely want to see more of this, made the start of my week perfect!

nine dazedance

one of your funniest videos genuinely, would love to see more of this format

N8

Yeah round 2 was just whoever got Toph wins.

Whatthejest

A cap on the characters I think would make it fun! 4 for each!

jesiluv

That's what I was thinking would happen I agree with this

Henry

Love the new format though! Really funny concept idea.

Blake

I think this might be slightly better if Kane secretly adds a number between -5 and 5 to the characters based on how well they fit the prompt so that the winner feels less subjective. I think if there is enough convincing then Kane could change the points on the fly by 1 point.

Blake

Like Freddy Krueger would be a negative 3 or something cause he would directly go against the prompt but I guess he waking people up. And the minion might be 0 because they don’t help but also don’t not help.

Andromedious59

Ah, I'm hurt Lando, HURT! 😭My whole profession down the drain. 😅🥲 Wondering how much smarter a university professor is than an average person? Smart, is one thing. And there are categories of smart. However, knowledgeable, especially in the field they teach and do research... professors are way more. I have paused the round. But, if the category is "to be able to get you out of an old Egyptian maze", you're gonna need the professor, man. Edit after the round: Cane, really? 😄 If Connor even had only Jones on, he should've won. SATs are a joke for a professor. He can explain them, teach you how to approach the studying and tell you the shortcuts to the answers. Ahh...

Velleity

I love this concept! It would be fun if the audience could somehow vote on who they think has the better teams.

Aoife ☔️

Was so happy to see the upload this morning!!! 🥹 Every new character introduced seemed to be more mind-boggling than the last... I was trying to make up categories like Lando's Harley Quinn/Freddy round could have been like good halloween costumes and then Kane would come out with the most left field prompt in the end djksdk love seeing you guys just make each other laugh so hard with the possibilities, hope you guys have a good week !!!

Jude Offord

I don't know about predetermined points, I think it's fun that once they've picked they then have to make a convincing argument to Kane as to why their team is better

Midir

Respect to Kane for managing all of the characters alongside the prompts, it must have been a lot of work to come up with a prompt that a bunch of characters COULD be good at, and then actually selecting characters who may have some sort of benefit along with a few decoys🫡 In respect to the format generally I would agree with some of the other comments that it does become a bit all or nothing depending on if there's a golden choice out of all the picks so there's perhaps it's a case of two random elements in opposition instead of enhancing each other - in the sense that if you don't know the prompt and which characters are available in the pool you fall into trying to draw a connection between them to influence your future decisions, but the prompt won't necessarily have anything to really do with a connection between the characters per se? I'd be really interested to see trials of how this would play out with one known and one unknown element - so we either know all the characters off the rip, and you bid on them in order against an unknown prompt or we know the prompt but not which character is coming next. I feel by round three Connor and Lando started to think more about the team dynamic/drawbacks which enhanced the overall experience. Every time you guys have introduced a new format you've nailed it in pretty short order afterwards so I have all the faith you'll get this one on point too!

ChefEx

Enjoyed the idea but some suggestions that imo would improve the format. - More vague scenarios, repair a car came down to 1 character. Titanic came down to 1 character. With more vague scenarios their ability to sell their team and justify it would come into play more. Although I feel Lando has an advantage given what weve seen here. - Reveal the scenario to the audience with a look away warning ⚠️ - More budget, same amount of characterers, Connor trying to play it safe lead to Lando driving up the price of Connors 2 characters during the Titanic round. Wouldnt have happened if they both had more money

Wezla

I agree with the others, the dramatic irony is a lot of the humor with guess the character. Also the money could be doubled and make the conversation more interesting. Maybe even giving them a hint at some point to encourage them to pivot plans? Also the characters should be a little less random, there definitely should be some theme they can try to piece together

Lauren

I kept expecting the prompt to be something that was relevant or connecting between the team mates. Then it would matter to guess what the prompt could be like they were trying to do.

Jack :]

This was so refreshing to watch!! I enjoyed the video a lot, I liked hearing you guys debate your choices and giving Kane the opportunity to take part of the episode once again by selecting the winner for each round. Some of the suggestions in the comments (in how to further develop the format) sound interesting to explore, though personally, I didn't mind the formatting you guys went with for this episode. (This is also coming from someone who's not very familiar with fantasy football so that's my bias lol) Regardless, I hope to see another video with this game format! 😄

hayle

Love hearing Kane clearly enjoying this one immensely, you know it's good when he's losing it behind the camera

Ancient Hiccups

Im sorry but I have to pull the “As someone with a masters in education and a bachelors in neuroscience and bioinformatics” card here. diligence cannot replace ACTUAL knowledge. You can study all day and night but without any substantive material, you cannot gain more than you could from having an actual teacher. CONNOR WAS ROBBED

Tollo13

This was a really cool video

Nesit1

It was very fun, what if every character would act "loreful" so certain ones would make prompt much worse, like Freddy would just murder Titanic passengers. So you can spend money to NOT have him. And what if Kane would give evaluation after every purchase if it was good or bad or okay-ish without revealing much, so it'll be clue of what prompt can possibly be. Some info mid-round would make it really entertaining

Chandler Moses

Hope one day yall do a contest to have a patreon fan join to compete on an episode. Was surprised at how much I enjoyed this format. Was skeptical at first but was p funny. I agree w some of the other comments regarding how to improve the point/results system!

Vivie 🥟

I loved this concept I think this was amazing

!Erkkapow

Omg, I cackled so hard my ribs hurt and can't breathe. Thanks for the laughs!

Susannah B.

Yeah someone has to know the prompt ahead of time

Hakezu

I think to make it more balance, if someone bets first for a character, the other person has the option to bet first for the next one or else one person could keep spamming $1 bids, which forces the other person to put in at least $2.

Giselle

love the new format! some comments to sound more fun! - maybe a partial prompt before the audition, then both of you can bid the characters based on the partial clue you have to make the audition more purposeful and fierce, then reveal the full prompt after the audition is done - or a new format: after a blind audition, a character can be chosen to battle for each round (e.g. 4 teammates 4 rounds), and according to Kane's predetermined stats for the characters to decide which team can get a point

SpamandRice108 ~ Asia

I enjoyed this as a change of pace. I’m excited to see what other games you guys go with. And looking forward to more trivia and food tasting videos! i think the chip tasting video is my favorite of the ingest the best 😂

Dylan ExoByte Mayo

This has some legs but needs some changes. i might be alone but having no context going in makes it such a pure crapshoot that you might as well randomly throw the characters on each team. To have auctions there needs to be some ability to ascertain relative value!

ark

Great format! Scoring does need some stability. Maybe two parts: 1) a predetermined value for each character and then 2) a +/- 10 score for how well they can sell the team to Kane? Then even selling it well can't overcome a better team but a good action plan might overcome something Kane didnt consider?

MsTan

Love this! What if the dollars could be carried from round to round? So, saving dollars could be a strategy. Personally, id like it if WE knew the prompt in advance. Or maybe we know for the first 2 and the last one, we are blind?