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[M4F] [Switch] [Walks you Home (very wholesome… not)] [peer pressure!] [Drunk Listener/Speaker] [I actually got drunk for this lmao] [Bossy Listener] [Rides his face (obligatory doja cat nose comment)] [wait where's the condom?] [Cowgirl] [Two Orgasms] [Cum on Ass] [Cum on Face] [(possibly) Catching Feelings] [Plowing into the Mattress] [Couch sex] [Growling] [In Your Ear] [Good Girl] [you keep asking him to cum in you but he's too responsible and boring] [Mating Press] [Asks for Permission to Cum] [Dorky laughs] [Still Hard After Cumming] [dude did you seriously just fuck your lawyer?]

NSFW Begins at 11:48

BEHOLD! The first NSFW audio of September, everyone's favorite lawyer. I hope you all like this one! It honestly took me a really long time which was kind of unexpected because it's not like I was really doing anything new aside from some new sfx...

But anyway, I got up at 5am and immediately started drinking for the method acting so I hope it came across ...

As requested, here's the script! MAKE SURE TO LIKE, NOT SPOIL YOURSELF!

Also please note while reading that I tend to adlib and I also write very silly direction for myself in the script, so yeah ;P

I also turned on commenting bc I thought it would be really funny...

Anyway, love y'all and look forward to probably Qifrey or Jinshi next! I've been watching lots of Apothecary Diaries and I'm kind of obsessed with it lmao...

Comments

Everest

YAYYYYY NOCTURNAL POSTED ITS A GOOD DAY TOO BE ALIVE

vela

Rushed here so fast on everything that is good, I’m gonna stay awake

shena

Grabbed my headphones FAST

vela

MINE BEEN ON LMAO

Cici Lovesu

You DRINKING in order for this to be authentic, omg the dedication is insane. You are a God send😭😭🙏 love the work🩷

hvnnyxbee

bro look at my lawyer I’M COOKED 😭🙏 (🫪)

Maka ♡

sun up cup up for the bit is crazy LMFAOOO also thank u for the food RAAAAAAAH

keiitoesque

UGHHHH im being fucking cucked by being on vacation with my mom i will have to wait until saturday to listen to this 😔 everyone already here pls enjoy, periodt💋

Meow

Lick

NocturnalHymnVA

I looked in the mirror like "wow I'm really doing this..." was a damn good margarita (and beer) though..

Lizzie

💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾🎵 i used to pray for times like this....🎶

Ace

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

mj

Pulled out the wine bottle to get in character and it enhanced the mood so much, lol. Absolutely love the drunken growls throughout this, and it was such a cute decision to make him so vocal and rambly throughout the script; very fitting since he does yap for a living. So excited for this month’s line up

mj

also reading popliteal fussa’s full government name was so funny, threw me all the way back to a&p class

zarieee

omgg im so excited to listennnn

127zen

saw that u actually drank for this im so ready to listen to this when i get home 🙏💪

Fern!

WE SHALL EAT TODAYYY

CozyMantis (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 23:00 I IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT THIS WHEN YOU REPLIED IN YT DAMN. DAMN. THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD
2026-09-03 07:31 I IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT THIS WHEN YOU SAID THERE WAS A PREMIERE. DAMN. DAMN. THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

I IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT THIS WHEN YOU SAID THERE WAS A PREMIERE. DAMN. DAMN. THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

Xenooo

Sheets soaked, floors soaked, walls soaked, kitchen soaked, bathroom soaked, house soaked, I’m soaked-🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ranka K

Noctu posted higurma on my birthday even more so a nsfw bless this MONTH I LOVE IT !!!

Val

actually drinking to get in character is so hot of you omg, kiss me already

Beccy

Happy Birthday! :)

Ranka K

Thank u !! 🥹🩷

dezzie

UGHHH MY FINE ASS LAWYER HAS FINALLY ARRIVED😩😩

Tina

My favorite part about all of these are the little details that just make me cackle. Like I haven't even sat down to listen and the tags alone have me laughing

vivi inko

*insert freaky joker image*

Jay

And this is how I start my work day! Headphones charged, im ready to sit here and indulge 🤤💚 thank you for the meal!! Edit: stabbed myself SEVERAL times with my scissors, but hot damn it was worth it!! Fuuuuuck, this man and his voice 😩

s1v0ni

THE BURP????? 😭😭😭😭

Shaetoons

This was extra scrumptious😩💕

sclfcxst

still listening to the audio but I must say. The script is very fun to read alongside the audio

banana_bread

I knew today was going to be a good day! Grabbing my coffee, headphones and time to go find a corner to giggle & blush in 😆🥰

Tyee

The effort you put into all of the sounds to make these super accurate is VERY much appreciated 👏🏾 I love it!!! 💗

'Kevia☄️💓🪐

I'm definitely going to keep doing it but maybe I shouldn't listen to this at work....🥰🥰🤤🤤🤤

127zen

just when i thought the audio game wasn’t producing anymore bangers, noct comes and saves us 🙏🙂‍↕️

Lovely

At first I was just buying the audios of the characters I knew, but after finding out youre going to keep releasing such amazing characters im going to get a membership! Also, the vocal range is INSANE . Love the work :)

M0chi33

Yea I’m listening to this while at work trying to keep a poker face 😭✌️

Moyaaa

AHHHH OMG dude we smashed our lawyer that's CRAZY. I'm super impressed that you started day drinking for this LMAO Although I gotta say you still seem pretty composed even when intoxicated (I know everyone's tolerance is different). I love hearing continuations of the stories you've put out. It's like waiting for an anticipated episode or chapter. Lovely work as always Nocturn.

NocturnalHymnVA

LMAO it was kinda gross but I felt like it was realistic so I kept it in…

Jojo

Fantastic drunk voice work, as expected! But reading the script afterwards was such a treat!! Getting to see some of the process of you developing a character and deciding sound effects was incredibly interesting. I’d definitely want to read for more characters in the future if that’s something you could do! Looking forward to the lineup this month!

HeroineTales

I adore how simplistically sweet this was and can see why people fawn over his character. Plus who doesn't love a man that's responsible? Also I admire your commitment to the bit of actually being drunk for this. It was in your script after all so hell yeah get a little turnt lmao. 'Twas another fun audio! 💙

Vani

me on the east coast having to listen a day late because ain't no way in hell i can listen to this in the morning and then think about ANYTHING else the rest of the day 😂 anyway, GODDAMN 🫪🫪🫪🫪 as an eater higu truther i am obsessed thank you. tired lawyer man w a big nose makes for a good seat, doja cat is RIGHT

Zoe

Caught up to the YouTube series as soon as I could to listen to this! Reading the script alongside was v fun too

FreakBob

Yall we going to jail.

JustNickles

Me, never watched JJK, decides to listen to this audio because it seemed sweet... OH LORD. I WAS BLUSHING BEFORE THE NSFW STARTED. THIS WAS SO SWEET??? AND I LOVED IT AH. AMAZING JOB!! (also if you like pickles, pickle juice helps to prevent hangovers)

NocturnalHymnVA

JJK is one of my favorite Shonen!! Higuruma is only in like, two episodes in Season 3 (more later) but he is just a side character, albeit a very cool one :D

JustNickles

I've seen a lot about it but I guess I never really spoke to me? Idk. But this was FANTASTIC. Just how open the dialogue was and how sweet it was... I'm also a big romantic so that helped. XD I may have to look into this after catching up on Gachiakuta

Luné

I'M LATE BUT I'M FINALLY HEREE

keiitoesque

nocturn how dare you 👁️👁️ i am ruined ts left me shaking and crying unlocked frontal lobe development and solidified my ideal traits in a man all at once… i havent even watched shibuya arc i’m that far behind in jjk but i am WRECKED. clean up on aisle ME. please. and thank you your nsfw work is non-stop bangers but idk how much more my heart (and legs) can take sir 😭 edit: i accidentally spoiled myself for the manga by reading the script im gonna end off my night w crying

NocturnalHymnVA

"clean up on aisle me" never fails to make me laugh LMFAO. this is your sign to catch up to JJK before s4! it's so peak

ghoulz

Woke up at 3am unable to sleep and saw that you posted and that was the best way to spend 46 minutes until konking out again

keiitoesque

season 4 already???? 😭😭 the animators are gonna become bags of bones omg

AudPod

I’m giggling just reading the Doja Cat Nose Comment part before I even hit play 🤭🙌🏻👌🏻

Haru

drinking to get into character is doing things to me new standard just unlocked

radish

OH MY GOD YES YEYSYSYEYSYSS THIS IS THE PERFECT START TO FHE 3 DAY WEEKENED THANK YOU

Doodle

AHHHHHHH Higuruma!!! I've been waiting for this!!! 💖💗omg this was so good!! like DAMN this was so GOOD!! I will be looping this 100% ❤️‍🔥😳🥵 You portray the characters so good and I always love how much they want Listener 💕

marine

finally got to sit down and listen to this one and oh my goodness!! oooh my goodness!! I think the slow descent from slightly bumbling and tired to full on depravity is my new favourite take on Higuruma, you played him so excellently! The new sfx really makes it feel more immersive, like. The bottles and movements like the door and the lightswitch, (this is so specific too lol) and the seatbelt sounds in the last Enjin audio too really helps the build up of the scene and grounds it - it's a really pleasant listening experience! Thank you, as well, for letting us see your process in the scripts! It's really fun to see what your vision for the series of events are, even outside of what the listener can imagine - I can't lie, I did a second listen through reading along, it was really interesting! Thank you, once again, for the food Noct, and have fun with Apothecary Diaries in prep for Jinshi!! It's so good!! ✨💙🌙

Bloomy

Omg you DRINKING is so cute 😭 talk about dedication! You’re doing Amazing!! I think this is my favorite audio so far! (Sorry Qifrey 🤍) I just love it anytime someone compliments anyone and says “-pretty-” 😵‍💫 it just makes my heart so flips.

Alex

Law and order? More like raw and older Asking permission to call the listener baby was sooooo hot. The script and your acting were ✨divine✨ Nocturn :) It’s always the little details that show you care about keeping scripts in character, while also letting yourself have fun with your own interpretations

chlo

i might be higuruma biased but this might be the best audio i've heard EVER

Jessi

Oh...my...god. Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. This is SO GOOD!!! 😋🥵

Rin

*reaches into my nightstand*

Aruna

Wish I could heart an audio twice! Need Hiromi to stay in rotation 🫶🏻

korpusxkrissti

Okay, so I waited until I had ample time to really lock in and listen to this with the script (hilarious AND insightful btw) and uhhh consider me thoroughly SHOOK 😳😳😳💦 Hiromi being a responsible adult who's also kind of a dork who ALSO happens to be kind of insanely great at dirty talk was TASTYYYY ❤ Also, I love the dedication to your craft, good sir?? Getting up to drink at 5AM is an absolutely WILD way to start your day lmaooo

NocturnalHymnVA

needless to say since starting this Patreon NONE of my days have felt real LMAO

korpusxkrissti

Well hey you're doing an amazing job!! 😊❤ I honestly fear for the person I will become when the Choso audio drops because ts had me FERAL lol

Shy

“Can I c— on your pretty face?” GJCHS how you said that was lethal

NiOARTsss

the morning after bonus audio maybe? uwu 🫠💕

lee♡

reading the script is so funny to me because writers genuinely just be out here adding random notes some of my first drafts for fics had insane notes on the side LMFAO

♡ Lizzie ♡

I love Hiromi Higuruma so much. The moment he asked if I was flexible I knew I was getting folded omg. Daddy’s fucking home 😭😭😭

AeriVA

UGHHHH I DONT USSUALLY CAVE IN TO PATREONS BUT I GET EDGED ON INSTAGRAM REELS 💔

graciewonderz

Gah dang I ran out of things to listen to 🫩 but it’s okay I’ll be real patient. I love your work genuinely.🤍🤍

bestofriendo

jfc king arthur himself could not pull this man out of me 😩🤌

Cas

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to CUUUUUUMMMM 😫🤯🤣