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266 - Knock Knock Knocking on Dylan's Door (Patreon)

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Machine Gun Kelly thinks he might be part alien. Jeff Bezos needs to send him and Tom DeLonge to space, unlike Katy Perry they have important research to do up there. Plus, Jeff Tweedy (I call him Greedy Tweedy) is throwing too many damn pitches for the NL Central.

Lollicops (Charles' Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSfNUujzomI