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freak fest86 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-04 02:32:28
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2026-11
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guys....i miss him (the cuck chair)

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Doc Jackal

You've heard of cuck chair, now get ready for the Cucking Chair.

Steph

imagine being the thirdwheel in your relationship....to a mfing inanimate object

JJOneechan

DID YOU KNOW THERES AN ALASTOR X CHAIR ZINE

chomlette

I feel like NSP's "Objects of Desire" should be playing in the background.

JJOneechan

LMAO CHECK THIS OUT DHBSBIABJS

Sass

You know what would be freaking hilarious ? If the chair really was just a mute chair sinner that Vox had picked up from the sidewalk and everyone including the chair just accepted the situation while Cox was oblivious..the chair sinner even has an employee id and its official postion is Alastor's emotional support chair.😆

Steph

oh i just know that's joining your collection

drawbauchery

gnsdklnflsdn then i hope chair-kun is pleased with this turn of events..

paracosim

Yeah I just preordered the digital copy and set some money aside in savings for the physical preorder 😭😭

JJOneechan

Yep bought it when it came out lmfao ITS SO STUPID I LOVE IT I NEED IT

drawbauchery

i cannot believe i missed out on this masterpiece

Fantasia Riot

Well, Vox, maybe if you let Alastor chew on the fancy pillows this wouldn’t be happening.

JJOneechan

PREORDERS ARE UP UNTIL AUGUST 31 LMAO

Fantasia Riot

Also: the use of “oh hai” is so cunty lol. Like. Such a specific vibe of, “Who me?” love it.

Starweaver

I love all the different ways Alastor acts out when he doesn’t feel like he’s getting enough attention.

Sass

Chair-kun has workplace health insurance, competitive pay, and dental and all he has to do is let a pretty deer sit that fluffy tailed bottom on him....chair kun is right where he wants to be.

Starweaver

Tying himself to train-tracks, seducing an office chair, anything to get his stupid picture-box’s attention.