Raising (Prices) Arizona (Patreon)

I realized that the portfolios I use to take original art to events were too large to take on the plane as carry-on items, so I had to pick up a smaller portfolio to fit into my DC messenger bag I lug around to shows (I got it back when DC Comics used to send gifts out at the holidays, not sure if they still do that. Sold the Superman robe, kept the messenger bag). Unfortunately, a lot of my art pages couldn't fit the portfolio because I measured it to 11" x 17" pages, forgetting that Dark Horse paper is slightly larger than that. And...all of the pages from The Eltingville Club #1 and #2 were done on Dark Horse board. So...I spent hours cutting them down by half an inch on either side to get them to fit.

And then I priced everything again on post-its because I raised my prices after someone flipped an Eltingville page that they bought at Heroes Con on eBay for $800 more than I sold it for (which really bugged me, I mean, don't pretend to be fan, just say nothing when you buy it to flip it, guy who flipped it). And while I was pricing the pages I realized that I've been taking a batch of pages from Dork #7 on the tour but never listed them on the Original Art List That Sucks. I also pasted down an art patch to fix and complete an Eltingville page that hasn't been available for sale before. I have a number of Eltingville #2 pages that need the physical patch artwork placed on the pages, some of those pages will take hours to fix up. No idea when I'll get to that. I take a few of these around in the portfolio to show off the pages I screwed up. De-mystifies the process and all that. Mistakes offer lessons.

So...the portfolio is ready for the flight to Arizona for the Nomad Comic Book Show, and the Original Art List That Sucks has been updated with some new pages added. And I must warn folks that the pages are getting more expensive, for which I apologize...and don't apologize. I am basing the ask on what's sold before and the fact that I'm getting older and I ain't making all that many pages anymore. The Eltingville Club pages that are left are all there will ever be (unless the Devil makes me an offer I can't refuse, and there ain't no Devil). I've stopped selling Milk & Cheese pages now that I'm down to the last batch, holding onto them in case things get bad again. Selling Dork #7 pages feels like selling an illustrated diary, and I'm okay with keeping them if they don't sell. The sales of my small drawings have also had an impact on my original page prices as well. Especially since they sell more easily and sometimes for prices higher than my pages, which amazes me. And for which I'm grateful. I feel like it was not that long ago that I was selling pages for $15-$20.

Having someone flipping my art is a first for me. I don't like the practice, but it tells me something about the worth of my work, I guess. And I like my art more than I used to, which is also a first.

And I can always have a sale if nothing moves, so, there's always that. Business is business.

Anyway, here's the Original Art List That Sucks (because it has no images) for your edification. And no Whistling Gophers, now, okay? (Carny lingo. Look it up).

Thanks to everyone who has picked up art this year, on the tour or through the mail. Or ever. Except for the flipper guy. He's a stinkweed.

And thank you all so much for your support here. I hope to meet some of you in person on Saturday. Safe travels.

ORIGINAL ART FOR SALE

last updated: 7/23/2026

Welcome to the House of Fun original art page, where you can purchase pages, illustrations and pin-ups from Milk and Cheese, The Eltingville Club, Dork, Hectic Planet and various other comic book, magazine, book and television projects I've been involved in. Thanks for stopping by and taking a look!

FYI:

- If you are interested in a piece that’s not on the list, please feel free to ask about it.

- Apologies for the text-only nature of this list. I don’t know how to design web pages and time is always short. It’s easy for me to email photos of a particular piece upon request so they can see what the art looks like “in person”. Feel free to ask. 

- Original comic pages have an image area of approximately 10" by 15" on 11" by 17" board, unless otherwise noted.

- Art sales will include extra items when available! If I have promotional items related to my work (cards, stickers, posters etc) or signed copies of recent comics I will add them in. 

TO ORDER ART:

- E-mail contact is evandorkin@gmail.com. Tell me what you're interested in, include your zip code so I can calculate postage. I'll send you a total with shipping. That’s it!

HOW TO PAY FOR THAT ART:

- I accept Paypal and Venmo primarily. I can send you a Square invoice (you don’t have to have an account, any credit or debit card will work) if you wish, just ask. You can ask if you wish to make other arrangements, such as checks, same goes for shipping methods. Checks must clear before art is shipped.  

SHIPPING AND HANDLING:

- I ship using USPS Priority mail, with delivery confirmation. Insurance and signature release are required and will be included in your shipping total. If there is a transaction fee for your online payment it will be added to your total. 

All art is shipped in a padded envelope backed by sturdy cardboard. I try to make sure that your artwork arrives safely and as quickly as possible and usually get orders out within a week after payment. 

Thanks for looking and thanks for your interest; I hope you see something you like!

MILK AND CHEESE

Nothing available at the moment. 

THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB

Please note - page numbers refer to the printed comics, the digital versions count the covers as “Page 1”, so the pagination there is off by one.  

NOTE: All pages from these stories have been SOLD: THE FIRST UNTITLED STORY, BRING ME THE HEAD OF BOBA FETT, CAPTAIN’S LOG, UNSTABLE MOLECULES, AS SEEN ON TV, THE NORTHWEST COMIC COLLECTIVE. 

ELTINGVILLE CLUB #1 (Dark Horse Comics)

NOTE: Several Not For Sale (NFS) pages are currently unavailable because they have missing elements which were drawn separately/added in digitally. If I find time to fix these pages up to look more like the finished art, they will eventually be for sale.  

Page 5 - (pg 77 in HC, Joe lays the rules down to Bill) - $2200

Page 8 - (pg 80 in HC, 12:20 p.m. in first panel) - $2200

Page 10 (Joe’s Origin Story!) - $1600

Page 15 (Pete, Josh, Jerry walk to Joe’s comic shop) - $2400  

Page 24 (Bill sets Joe’s comic shop on fire) - $3000  NEW 

Page 25 (The aftermath. Off-panel parents berate the club) - $2200  

ELTINGVILLE CLUB #2 (Dark Horse Comics)

Page 6 (Pete and Josh intro, Jerry calms everyone down) - $2500  

Page 8 (Josh talks about college, starting his comics site) - $2200 

Page 9 (Josh’s future plans to infiltrate DC Comics) - $2400 

Page 11 (Jerry talks about how MTG changed his life)- $1800  

Page 12 (We Never Cos-Played!) - $2500 

Page 13 (Mandi shows up to meet Jerry’s friends) - $2600

Page 16 (Bill’s misogynist rant leaves him isolated by others) - $2500

Page 17 (Agnes Zawatsky, Jerry punches Bill, Greedo 318 revealed) - $3000 

BREAD AND SUCK-ASSES  (originally from Dork #3, pgs 21-27 in HC collection) 

Last two pages available, the rest have been SOLD

Page 5 (Josh starts tearing open Wonder bread) - $1000 

Page 6 (Josh gets caught vandalizing the bread) - $1000

THE MARATHON MEN (originally from Dork #4, pgs 29-40 in HC collection)

Last two pages available, the rest have been SOLD

Page 2 (Bill wakes up etc) - $1400  

Page 5 (running from TRU, etc) - $1400  

THE INTERVENTION (originally from Dork #9, pgs 47 -58 in HC collection)

Page 3 (Mandom origin stories, pg 49 in HC) - $900 

Page 4 (deprogrammers tell tied-up Bill what’s in store) - $1400 

Page 5 (8:46 p.m, Bill breaks Steve’s tooth) - $1400  

Page 6 (Saturday, 12:20 a.m., Bill throws up on Steve) - $1400 

Page 7 (2:06 a.m. - 10:43 a.m) - $1500  

Page 10 (11: 49 p.m., (ask for photo, page orig. differs from printed version) - $1100     

Page 12 (Bill triumphs, falls asleep still tied up) - $1600 

THEY’RE DEAD, THEY’RE ALL MESSED UP (House of Fun, pgs 65 -71 in HC collection)

Last page available

Page 2 (Club laughs at scared kid, runs from dad) - $2200 

DORK/HOUSE OF FUN 

NOTE: All of the “Fun Strip” pages from DORK have been sold. Individual Fun Strips drawn for House of Fun, Dark Horse Presents and Heavy Metal: Soft Wood will be available when/if I can get around to collating and pricing them. 

Other Dork pages may be available, please feel free to ask if interested in anything specific.

DORK #3 

Cover - $1400 

DORK #5

Page 16 - Life’s Great Rewards (Batboy, Godzilla, Devo Dome etc) - SOLD

DORK #7 

Page 4 - (Asshole paint, The Junkies, Laser Zeppelin etc) - $300  NEW

Page 5 - SOLD

Page 6 - (Paper cuts, slashes wrists, fear of flying, etc) - $400  NEW

Page 10 - (Panel missing, chimps and dwarves, Dick Van Dyke Show, etc) - $400 NEW

Page 12 (Walking with the Devil Puppet on a revolving film backdrop) - $1200 NEW

Page 13 (Panel 1 - Every day Sarah asks me, “What’s wrong?”) - $2000 NEW  

Page 15  (Last panel - Marvel Comics Recession Funnies) - $1800 NEW

Page 16 (Therapist asks about my father, Jesus and God puppets appear) - $1600 NEW

Page 17 (Embarrassing phone sex story is told) - $2000  NEW

Page 21 - (“Comics are a lie that sell more comics”, Psycho-Man cameo) - $1800 NEW

Page 22 - (“My parents divorced when I was three, pop culture cameos) - $1800 NEW

Page 23 - (“But it was all bullshit”. Kidhood autobio, ends w/my gravestone) - $1800 NEW

DORK #9

Dork #9 back cover strip “New and Used” (app. 9 “ x 14” image area)  - $1000 

DORK #10

Dork #10 How To Get Your Ass Kicked pg 3 (Lesson 1 to Lesson 2) - $600

Dork #10 How To Get Your Ass Kicked pg 4 (Lesson 2 into Lesson 3) - $600 

Dork #10 How To Get Your Ass Kicked pg 5 (beaten up on the bus) - $600   

(DORK) THE MURDER FAMILY ALL PAGES SOLD

PIRATE CORP$!/HECTIC PLANET/VROOM SOCKO 

HECTIC PLANET: THE  BUMMER TRILOGY - “5 YEARS AND COUNTING”

Page 4 - (Halby borrows money, leaves for date) - $500

Page 5 - (Halby buys flowers, waits under the clock) - $500

Page 6 - (Halby gets called out by Trudi’s husband) - $200

Page 7 - (ridiculed by husband and his friends, standing in rain) - $500

VROOM SOCKO

Page 2 - (Vroom Socko cuts the line into the club) - $550  

Page 3 - (Socko kicks the bouncer, enters the club) - $500  

Page 4/5 - (Double-page spread of Socko inside Club F) - $1500 

Page 6 - (Socko kills the two bouncers) - $500 

Page 8 - (Joey Ganana freaks out watching Socko on telescreen) - $400  

Page 12 - (Shoot out in the club, Body Count 31+) - $400 

Page 13 - (Socko shoots the lava light, “Back in 5 minutes”) - $400  

Page 14 - (Socko shot by girl, Body Count 40+) - $375    

Page 15 - (Guff pops out of Socko’s armor, shoots girl) - $350  

Page 16 - (Guff and Socko argue, Ganana is pissed) - $500  

Page 17 - (Socko and Ganana argue over telescreens) - $500  

Page 18 - (Socko shoots telescreen, Ganana runs to secret exit) - $400  

Page 20 - (Socko curls Guff down the hallway, Body Count 47+) - $350  

Page 22 - (Full-page splash of the Fog Squad outside the club) - $500  

Page 23 - (Guff hates cops, runs off to head off Fog Squad) - $400 

Page 24 - (Fog Squad enters the club, Guff hides in fog) - $300  

Page 25 - (Guff opens fire, cops open fire, Body Count 57+) - $250 

Page 26 - (Fog Squad officers, Vroom wants his $40) - $300  

Page 27 - (Guff screams $40, Socko shoots Joey in foot) - $300

Page 28 - (Socko beats Joey G up, Guff finds secret exit) - $300  

Page 29 - (Socko shoots Joey, “Bleed on me”) - $300 

BIFF-BAM-POW #1 

ONE PUNCH GOLDBERG  “THE FIGHT OF THE MILLENIUM”

PLEASE NOTE: These OPG pages are not lettered (hand-lettering was done separately and digitally added). Pages marked with an * come with an original 8½” x 11” pencil layout).

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 2 (OPG interviewed, socks obnoxious “fan”)* - $400  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 3 (OPG begins story, flashback to training room)* - $400  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 4 (OPG fires Blinky Winks, runs into ape mobsters)* - $400  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 6 (OPG smashes maps, escapes to arena) - $400*  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 7 (OPG/Otto Von Ripsnort announced at ring)* - $500    

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 8 (Von Ripsnort hits OPG before bell rings) - $375* 

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 9 (11-panels of boxing action) - NFS

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 10 (semi-splash,OPG vs OVR w/floating heads) - $500  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 11 (end of match, OVR falls, two layout pgs)* - $450  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 12 (crowd chases OPG and Chooch)* - $500  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 13 (OPG escapes the crowd)* - $400   

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 14 - One Punch Goldberg (Das Ubercreep attacks city)* - $300

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 15 (Full splash, OPG smashes Das Ubercreep) NFS

“OH, NO! IT’S NUTSY MONKEY!”

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 16/17 (2-pg comic Nick Magazine#69, March, 2001) - $600 for both pages  

KID BLASTOFF VS SMARTYPANTS (Biff Bam Pow pgs 18-25)

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 19 (KB vs S story pg 2, Smartypants attacks city) - $450

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 21 (story pg 4, KB captured by SP’s Gilroy monster) - $400 

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 22 (story pg 5, KB/crew in clutches of Glorch monster) - $400  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 23 (story pg 6, the origin story of Smartypants) - $400 

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 24 (story pg 7, heroes confuse Smartypants) - $400  

Biff-Bam-Pow pg 25 (story pg 8 SP is defeated, art includes full layout rough) - $450 

VARIANT COVERS

OPERATION SUNSHINE: ALREADY DEAD #4 (includes multiple roughs/layouts) - $800 

WHERE MONSTERS LIE: CULL DE SAC #3  - $700

MISCELLANEOUS ART AND ILLUSTRATION

These pieces are obscure and/or unpublished, please feel free to e-mail for images. 

Where's It At, Sugar Kat? #3 "Scaredy Dog", inks by Sarah Dyer (2000) - $100 

Grummy Kickstarter Book pinup (11" x 13" image area) - $200  

The Sims - 4-pg Urbs Central Station comic for EA website - $1600 (for all 4 pgs)

TEAR THEM APART PODCAST -- Nothing available at this time

Episode title cartoons, see them on the Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/TearThemPodcast

MAGAZINE WORK -- Nothing available at this time

MUSIC/BAND ARTWORK -- Nothing available at this time

YO GABBA GABBA! PRODUCTION ARTWORK -- Nothing available at this time