Fun Strip: 54 Years Old And What Has He Learned? (Patreon)

This still goes for 55 years old, of course. 

And 56, most likely.  Supposedly they are going to release a Monster Cereal mix of all five kinds, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. I will be ready. Hopefully this isn't a hoax, a dream or an imaginary story. 

Another Fun Strip from Soft Wood, the one-off humor one-shot from Heavy Metal.