Name My Broken Xbox One Controllers (Patreon)

I bought 3 broken Xbox One controllers that I'm going to fix in an upcoming video. But rather than refer to them with boring names like A/B/C or 1/2/3, I thought I'd open the floor to you guys!Comment a name and/or upvote existing comments, and the three most upvoted names (that won't demonetize the video) will become the names of these controllers during the repair! (P.S. plz dont make the names embarrassing thx)