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light saber action (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-04 21:30:03
Edited:
2025-05-10 01:46:01
Imported:
2026-06

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happy may the 4th!! do u like like my light saber? u can use it to execute order 69 on me ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) [was that a good joke be honest]

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Remix Kun

That model with that expression is so hot lol and yes hood one ….maybe

Patron0Nator

It will be done my Lord. I will execute Order 69. Your lightsaber is very intimidating by the way;)

Patkill

sure mel

Brittis_N3X

Ok, ill give it to you, you becoming more and more clever each year with these scenes

theak 9000

Order 69? Got it, Darth Mel.

Frostarmor711

You know what Mel? That was a pretty damn good joke!

Tomoya

Okay yes it was actually a good one

BustRobot

Good soldiers follow orders

ToastyBiggins

I will award you the coveted +2 comedy points for that joke

CoderSV3

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? ... I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

NeptuneChill

69 likes for the cutest Jedi mastur!

Otacon

Haha...Nice Saber Mel...