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u guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Di-- ck Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your pe---en with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔthe break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)And since this is patreon & unfortunately you can't tip here directly, the options are: -You can go over to one of  my fans pages and tip there-Or you can upgrade to my $50 Tier [Eroge Dev] or my $100 Tier [JAV Producer], and get your rating for FREE with your sub cost!i'm so excited to be doing these for u all, im really trying to expand my comfort zone and push myself to do new stuff for u guys in 2023 so lets start the year off strong!!! i cant wait to see u all ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)NOTE: PLEASE do not feel like u have to do this!! i just get requests for this on other pages so i decided to be able to offer it, and i always try to have my patreon have everything & more that the other ones do. if this is not your thing, dont sweat it!!!!

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Glasses Character

Interesting, not sure about it , but I am curious

Smorzz

im not really a fan of this one at all

Phyn1x

Huh alrighty then, time to break out the 20k camera

ArmadaJones

honestly, the idea of paid dick ratings is very weird to me.

Remix Kun

Oh god lol fair fair tho

PROJEKT MELODY

its definitely something different! but i get a lot of requests for it on my other pages so i wanted to try it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it might not be a great fit for me and thats ok, just wanted to be able to offer it for people who wanted it ^^

PROJEKT MELODY

that's totally fair! just wanna be able to offer it to the people who have asked for it, but if it isn't your thing i totally respect that (ღ˘⌣˘)

ArmadaJones

yeah, I get the appeal. hell, even I feel tempted to do it. question though, how long are you doing this for? there's no duration or dates listed.

PROJEKT MELODY

i think for now im gonna open it up to about 50, spend time replying to those, and then open it up again after. so i'll be doing it for a while, just in little bursts! if that makes sense. just until i get used to the whole process, cuz this is new for me too! ^^

Julianji

Trying new things. GGs

ArmadaJones

alright. I'm gonna sit on this for now and probably do one in the future. Good luck with your imminent dick pic fiesta!

SaltyBreadFairy69

damn all of the best commissions open up when i’ve got no money. hopefully this is still available when i’m next paid.

DisARay

Nice to see you try new things, Melly 💜Might have to miss out on this initial run, but I’ll keep eyes peeled for future ratings and save up lol

weegee cool

If only I wasn't broke, lol

TheLoveHandle

Lol, judging from these comments, it seems we all blew our money on New Years. I certainly want to do it, but money is lacking right now for me too. Another day hopefully 🙏

sciencetiny

Doing this now, when on a horny ban? Either you're expecting to laugh, or you really like to edge, huh?

Kurenai

I like your take on the subject. Hope you can have a nice collection and don't be spoked by Monster cock too much. We are not October yet.

Paisley Park

Definitely something new for you! Hopefully you don't get anything too extreme sent to you and don't get any scarring! Best wishes!

Sinister Sable

To blow $50 just to send a picture of a rooster or not hmmmmm, Life is full of questions

Enju

I'm all for doing this! I'll have to wait for my house to be just me though 😅

@G_3_3_k_

Definitely an odd thing. I guess I understand the appeal. NFM, at least not as a serious thing. I could see myself sending in pictures with a strategically placed barn yard animal. If it gives you and the people rated a dose of serotonin or dopamine though, go for it. I bet all involved will have fun with it. And that’s what it’s all about right?