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come here often? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) don't mind me, i always lie around lounging seductively. it's not cuz you're here or anything like that, nope, no way. but since you're here, why don't you hit me with your best pick up line? for science, of course. 

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Yuri

uh...nice tits

デスデロン

I wish you were my pinky toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Phyn1x

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need

Glasses Character

I have never had any use for pick up lines, but one of the cheesiest I have heard was “that top looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor”

Brittis_N3X

hey AI, wanna pick you up so why don't you come over and let me algorithm your heart?

Brandon Powell

Is that a glitch in your programming or are you just happy to see me?

Crimson

If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

Netic91

You maybe full of zeros and ones but your the only 1 I need

MaskedReaper666

Oh hey there I like PB & J. Wanna come over and taste my peanut butter? While I spread jelly all over you 😍

WilmaWings

Hey babe, have you considered making your name Marissa? Because I bet if I turn you backwards, you become “ass i raM”.

Dreamz the Cybericon

A pickup line? Oh I’m gonna regret this one: “Hey girl, you like diesel or unleaded? Cause I’m gonna pump that pu$$y like it’s gasoline~.” I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS✨🌹😭

Ian C

I don't know any pick up lines but I wanna pat the tummy

theak 9000

Prepare for a TERRIBLE pick up line, the likes of which haven't been seen or heard since barking at hot women! Ahem... Hey, I'm hungry. And you look like my Bae, gal. Thank you! I'll be here all alone!

Ninjorf

Are you an angel? Because you have a halo and that's weird.

ThomasDe

Based on your recent trip to Japan, I think you will know this: Isn't the moon beautiful tonight? ;)

Paraquat

Hey girl can I have your number, I lost mine

psycophantic

My face is cold. Do those thighs come in my size?

Orchid Moonlight

Heard you got that outfit for 50% off, how about you show me it 100% off? 😳

Remix Kun

Hey babe let me squirtle all over ya jigglypuffs

CursedHP

Are your legs an Oreo cookie? 'Cuz I'd love to pull them apart and lick the frosting.

OddBob92

Hey are you a computer because I have a USB to plug in

Richard Miranda

I yell, "hey would you like some pizza!" Then throw the fuck out of the pizza was holding on to.

Drakoth_Dreatha

Your looking pretty today but sorry, I can't call you beautiful. because beauty is on the in side and I haven't been inside you yet.

TheLoveHandle

I'm filing a complaint with trip advisor...because they don't have you listed as one of the best places to eat out

Atomic Renegade

If all this turns out to just be in my head then you're the best thing I came up with

Dani Amp

I would fall for you even when there’s zero gravity.

KiraMoa

Ya ever had Jamaican Sausage?

@G_3_3_k_

Since you’re here and dressed for it, how about I help you break a sweat.

Arclock

Nice outfit but I think it would look better on my floor.

ArmadaJones

"Are you a quarter on the floor? because I really want to pick you up"

orb

Do you think your audience has pickup lines?

Shadow Runner844

You make my gear go BOOST over and over again until EXPLOSION!

Valnaris

Just off the top of my head: are you not using scientific notation, because I don't mind reading your digits all day.

Sock

Hey Girl are you a door? Cuz I'd bang you all night.

Rezz

On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm a 6 and you're a 9, we will be Nice together.

Pope John XII

It's funny I'm in a bar and not a diner, I came here for a drink and you're right here being a full meal.