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ok but picture this (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-02 01:00:02
Edited:
2025-11-10 00:41:25
Imported:
2026-06

Content

POV: u come home and find this girl laying in ur bed. What do u do? :3 

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Crappy

Question the audacity of her thinking that she can cuddle my plushie

Remix Kun

There’s a lot 👀 oh my but make sure that u don’t have any of the cover hehe

Anthony Koons

No warning and cuddle her with periodically give kisses

KneeOn

Ask a few questions, offer her a drink and a snack, change my clothes, hop into bed, and fall asleep. Because it's getting late, I just got home and I'm tired. I'll deal with this in the morning.

MemeMuhamed

"Ope, forgot my meds again"

BustRobot

Make a penguin sandwich

E_B_A_B_E

CUDDLE! 🥰 then selfie with her and the matching daki.

Yuri

Call the cops, how the hell did you get into my house?

Magical Ski

Ask how your eyes got like that...

Luna12

Save that poor penguin then punish you.

Mintsmoker

how did you get into my house?

Michael the Anime Fan

Snuggle! Then maybe watch a movie, and if she’s feeling horny I’ll ask if she wants to smash.

DisARay

What would I do if this perfect cutie was in my bed? Cuddles for sure, maybe partake in some tiny pancakes and Boss coffee together while watching movies or random YouTube or whatever. And if the mood is right for both of us, all manners of lewd activities until we’re both a sweaty spent mess 😌

Nickss409

"How the fuck did you get into my house?"

Glasses Character

If she’s sleeping I would tuck in give her a kiss on the forehead and go make pancakes, if not, well… that’s a fan fic that just writes itself 💜

Phantasma__

I would kindly ask her, "Who are you and what are you doing with my wife?"

Netic91

Cuddles and put on the Netflixs see where the night goes from there

Phyn1x

Ask if you wanna cuddle cause it’s cold outside

Prevert

Cuddles obviously lol

Darak224

I call the police cuz she obviously had to break in >:3 Also I rob her cookies if she should have some since cookies are delicious

Ian C

Seggs 👍

theak 9000

Depends on the girl. Family: Get outta my bed. Why you even here? Stranger: Who are you? Why you here? I'm calling the cops. Mel/Melware: Wanna smash?

Holo

Feed her then play games with her then fuck her

sciencetiny

that girl? Try to cuddle, until I realize she's 2d and that doesn't work...

Ole Vølund Skov Mortensen

Asks for my penguin back. It's my sleeping partner. XD Girl starts screaming for SOME REASON?

Kain Ryuu

Cuddle and make affectionate love too

Madgesty

Ask if they want pizza and then see about cuddles or smashing

Raisou

Check if it’s actually my house/room

MaskedReaper666

Be surprised and then make CUMversation 🤤 Having only interactions with an AI and no contact with women can do things to u 😈

ClockworkLogic

I get the netflix and chill kind of vibe? Definitely some good cuddle time though.

ray ban

Question how you got in my home... then probably offer you some coffee and a blanket... cuz it's cold af here... after that, the realization would set in and I'd feel dense as lead.

Eragonarya

Ask if you want tacos, cuddles later

JabbaTheHurt

Cuddle....and see where things go from there.

Enju

Finding Mel in my bed? See if she'd wanna smash, then cuddle the rest of the night once we're done, give headpats to a good girl ❤️

Varajahl

Firstly I'll ask how she got into my house. Secondly, I'll question what the heck happened to all my snacks. Thirdly... pretend to call the cops on her and watch her panic before inviting her for cuddles and an anime session...

JJExMachina

Give her headpats for a job well done on beating Dad of Boi... Than be down for anything. Watch shows, take turns giving a massage, smash. Ah whatever, I am easy going.

Aytgh

I'd offer her pancakes and bagels...🔥🥵🥞🥯❤️