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As you know we are enjoyers of fine cinema here at Noclip. So apologies for us taking to long to get around to talking about Eli Roth's video game masterpiece; Borderlands.

In this episode myself and Jeremy discuss the bizarre blocking and questionable casting of this box office bonanza. Spoilers are everywhere, though if you haven't decided to waste your own time watching this, you probably weren't planning to.

Also here is the VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/BbzMKMBgMlU

By the way the patrons in the discord voted overwhelming for this over Hitman, Assassin's Creed and Prince of Persia - so don't blame us.

Danny

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Connor 'Nerrel actually ate my pumpkin' McDonald

A lot of people were calling this the modern Citizen Kane, and I really didn't get it until that scene where Claptrap, slowly dying from meningococcal meningitis, let's out one final "skadoosh" before dying and subsequently farting.

Autumn Foxglove

How terrible for him to have men in his gitis. In this economy especially

Connor McNamara

Part of the reason Borderlands the movie mightve led to increased sales of Borderlands the game is they put borderlands 3 on like a 95% off sale that weekend. I have yet to see the movie, but I played a ton of borderlands 3 that weekend on my steam deck

Julien masson-ratel

Funny you guys were surprised by Lilith being the key. That's the plot of borderlands 2

Alex Moore

Thank you both for taking the hit watching it; I lasted about 10 minutes before having to turn it off. From listening to the suffering you went thought it sounds like it might be worse than Battlefield Earth 😬

PowerPilgrim

I just cannot bring myself to watch it. BL peaked with 2 for me.