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Terrible Builder Gives You Awful Quote ASMR (Soft Spoken, Measuring, Writing Sounds ASMR)

#asmr Mike has a soft spoken London accent, but not much in the way of practical knowledge. He’s here to give you a quote for some work you want done to your bedroom, but doesn’t seem to know which room he is in, let alone what a room is. This ASMR ‘experience’ has pencil writing sounds, soft spoken English Accent, and crappy contractor triggers. Enjoy! I’m on Tingles! Jimchi-ASMR Like my content? Consider supporting me on Patreon! patreon.com/Jim_ASMR Join me on reddit! r/JimChi_ASMR Follow me on Twitter! @asmr_jim Why not see some pictures of my cats on Insta? Gaijimbo Any additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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Anonymous

I lost it at the chihuahua/labrador thing! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous

I just wrote exactly the same thing in Discord Brandi! I absolutely love this Jim. ❤️😂I need some work done at my place. I know who I’m calling now.

Anonymous

How in God’s name are you keeping a straight face🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

This was great! So funny! The downsizing by filling the room with concrete made me laugh out loud. I love this one! Thanks Jim! 😂

Hope

Thank you, Jim

Anonymous

this is delightful. always appreciate a nod toward tesla, too.

Jill

Oh Mike.....not fur walls! This is great...and a wonderful change of pace! 🤗

Anonymous

Delightfully funny but more than a little frustrating. 😅

Anonymous

Okay, this was hilarious! But jokes aside, I do call my clothes dryer my “bonus drawer” because I’m often too lazy to put the clothes away.

Nanci Ives

Mike is now in the top 3 of my favorite characters!

Cyana Maize

This is so funny! Thanks for the giggles and guffaws!

Anonymous

You got me on "Ferngully"💚

Anonymous

Fern Gully, hmm? 🤨 Oh you clever, goofy man. 🙃

Anonymous

Okay, this was too funny, Mike Holmes is crying right now, lmfao!! I'd be wondering what the name of his company was, reeeaal tempted to let him do it all just to see how it would turn out, like right out of willy wonka lol, thank you, that was enjoyable and I needed that right now, peace! :)

Sandra (Sazmotaz)

Mike is so loveably stupid. I hope we see more of him. Cutthroat Island ha ha ha!

Anonymous

Definitely couldn’t take this seriously even from the first minute because my boyfriend is called mike and was a builder before 😅

Anonymous

That's my type of builder! I can get down with anyone who measures in dog breeds.