Space Explorers : Final Mission (Patreon)

"Captains log ..... frankly I'm so scared that I'm completely constipated, it would take the main phaser bank of a Galaxy class to open up my sphincter at this point.
We've lost control of the ship, the invaders have taken engineering and dropped us out of warp. We're dead in space and at this point there's no way we can regain control.
Also that rubber slime goop is starting to cover the ship.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to make the decision that every captain prays they never have to make."